MEN.... If you had a choice between..

I would take my wife and we would have snuggle wars every night to see who loves each other more.

I would cuddle her good.

Originally posted by Essedarius
I would take my wife and we would have snuggle wars every night to see who loves each other more.

I would cuddle her good.

That's the most adorable thing I've ever read on BTS/ATS.

Originally posted by Paresthesia
That's the most adorable thing I've ever read on BTS/ATS.

Clearly you've never been in a serious cuddle war.

It's no picnic.

Well if I am going to be marooned on a tropical deserted island I want to be there alone with Shandi Finnessey. I can't imagine a better life than that.

Originally posted by Essedarius
I would take my wife and we would have snuggle wars every night to see who loves each other more.

I would cuddle her good.

Sorry I am sure your wife is nice to cuddle with. My wife is prickly and would beat me to death with martyrdom and guilt until I found a good place to hang myself.

So I would have to take someones girlfriend. JK My wife would torture me in hell forever if I did that.

[edit on 6-3-2007 by LoneGunMan]

You got to choose the girl over the porn. Who else will cook and clean on the island. Plus you are on a island, your girl can run around naked! Or at least wear some sexy island gear like Brooke Shields in the Blue Lagoon.

Originally posted by testrat
Plus you are on a island, your girl can run around naked! Or at least wear some sexy island gear like Brooke Shields in the Blue Lagoon.

Just remember... That girl is going to get old and saggy!!!

The women never get any older unless you want them too on the net

With the net I could eventually get a search party out to my location so I could get back to the real world.



testrat

You would think it would be all nice and fun, Blue Lagoon, etc. It would eventually turn into hell when she got mad about you hut not being big enough, etc.:w::bnghd:

[edit on 7-3-2007 by Royal76]

I've had my man for more than 18 years.
I've had the internet for less than 10 years.

My man has proven to be more entertaining than the internet.
I think I'll hang on to the one I can actually touch and love because it's always nice to have an extra hand in the bedroom.

[one has to be careful what one says....I never know when my wife will spend some time looking through the postings here]

LMAO!! I don't think you were the only one here thinking that ..I suspect a few others were covering there butts as well.. lol.........:bash: