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MEN.... If you had a choice between..

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posted on Mar, 5 2007 @ 04:16 PM
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If you were stuck on a desert island and you had a choice between your girlfriend, and all the internet had to offer..... (PORN)..... for the rest of your life. what would be your choice?and why.
i would half to choose ...porn. and the internet I think I would get sick of my gf.




posted on Mar, 5 2007 @ 04:25 PM
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If I had a choice between ~your~ girlfriend and porn, I'd take a collection of classic literature.

But I'd prefer, overall, my wife. Almost 19 years of marriage and still goin' strong.



posted on Mar, 5 2007 @ 04:58 PM
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yearight....good for you.....
please people be honest here.
thanks



posted on Mar, 5 2007 @ 05:06 PM
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Can she build a boat, or capable of getting me rescued?

Cause if not, I could just instant msg someone to come get me.



posted on Mar, 5 2007 @ 05:53 PM
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How big is the island? I'd like to have the live company but only if the island was big enough to get away when I pissed her off. 'course, I wouldn't want it so large that I couldn't find her again when she cooled down.



posted on Mar, 5 2007 @ 05:53 PM
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Cause if not, I could just instant msg someone to come get me


LOL!! Yeah go to one of those live chatlines..Get a little private chat session going and get rescued..



posted on Mar, 5 2007 @ 06:53 PM
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Originally posted by ruckinfats
yearight....good for you.....
please people be honest here.
thanks


Just because people enjoy real people more than virtual people, doesn't mean they're being dishonest.


If I had a choice between internet and a significant other, obviously I'd choose the internet because like someone else said, I could find someone to help me. Possibly get on some Discovery Channel survival website and learn how to survive on the island while I wait.

The only thing a significant other would be good for is to eat if there's nothing else to eat.



posted on Mar, 5 2007 @ 08:28 PM
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The only thing a significant other would be good for is to eat if there's nothing else to eat.


You've brought up a very good point there..I might have to change my answer..Bringing the girl along for a food source..LOL!!



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 02:25 AM
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Well Im single so Id choose my hottest ex, cause if I cant find any food Ill just eat her *SNIP*. Then swim myself to death! Or wait just wait for people to find the island and live my life as a cannibal. :bash:


Mod Edit: Removed vulger reference to female anatomy.

[edit on 6-3-2007 by ZeddicusZulZorander]



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 04:18 AM
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Well depends on how long the batteries last for the computer as on a desert island proberly be no power



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 08:49 AM
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i would take my girlfriend because there has been no mention of food...so i would take her just incase there is non and i can have a bbq.


[edit on 6-3-2007 by antuk]



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 12:46 PM
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My girlfriend Right??? Well in that case I'd chose my girlfriend. If it's someone else's fat girlfriend...I don't think so. I'm not too big on porn. Not my deal. I'd rather make it than watch it....



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 01:31 PM
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My beautiful, sexy, brilliant wife of course...



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 02:51 PM
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Without a doubt, without a moment of hesitation, I would certainly choose my wife, Jan.

I would look upon being stranded on a desert island as a "dream come true". To actually get away from society -- the rat race -- to live out our lives in a "me Tarzan, you Jan" scenario would be idyllic. This would be one place where the ATS motto would be thrown out the window as Ignorance of the outside world would, indeed, be bliss.

[one has to be careful what one says....I never know when my wife will spend some time looking through the postings here]



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 03:01 PM
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I... Honestly... And without a doubt... Would choose BEER!!!

Can barely stand women's yapping as is... Can't imagine being stuck on an island with one.



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 03:03 PM
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Hmm difficult decision. I would have to say someone else. There would be no power on the island and I have good survival skills. There would be fish to eat and probably some sort of flora around that would be edible. So that would be alright.

With a person you could work on building a reed boat at least to start getting off the island. I don't think I would do well with a volly ball.



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 04:04 PM
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Originally posted by LostSailor
I... Honestly... And without a doubt... Would choose BEER!!!

Can barely stand women's yapping as is... Can't imagine being stuck on an island with one.

Im with you..
AMEN brother....



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 05:03 PM
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Well I'm a pimp, so I'm single fo life....I would choose all my hos over porn ANYDAY...but they would have to leave the island after we've "taken care of bussiness", cuz I can't stand drama ( anotha reason why I luv 2 be single
)

fo show, my laptop battery would probably run out befo I even got stranded on da island! lol.....yeah, real kitty over digital pixel kitty



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 05:04 PM
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Originally posted by ruckinfats

Originally posted by LostSailor
I... Honestly... And without a doubt... Would choose BEER!!!

Can barely stand women's yapping as is... Can't imagine being stuck on an island with one.

Im with you..
AMEN brother....



Yep, exactly....
Datz why pimpin is da right path!



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 05:58 PM
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Originally posted by Russian soldier
Well I'm a pimp, so I'm single fo life....I would choose all my hos over porn ANYDAY...but they would have to leave the island after we've "taken care of bussiness", cuz I can't stand drama ( anotha reason why I luv 2 be single
)

fo show, my laptop battery would probably run out befo I even got stranded on da island! lol.....yeah, real kitty over digital pixel kitty



Yo, this comment is dope. I'm feelin' it G.

When I read this I was like fo shizzle my nizzle.

Gotta show doze hos who da boss is yo.



[edit on 6-3-2007 by thehumbleone]



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