Mods Not Gods

Chiss, remember now all in good fun...

Here is a replacement picture for you..



LMAO

Semper

Cool emoticon

Ah i still wanna be a goddess!

[offtopic]semp buddy, I'm seein' a lot of tongue action going on there![/offtopic]

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Note to self:
Avoid semperfortis!



[edit on 3-3-2007 by chissler]

Once, In my early twenties I came to the realization that I was a God. As I sat there and drank in the magnificence of it all and my superior place among all of creation, A voice rang out....

"Will you please get off your lazy ass and take out the trash???"

Dillusions of granduer are the first casualties of marriage.

Obviously asala is still the goddess of chat. That's a whole other story.

All of our problems would be solved if only people would embrace my vision.

And whats that vision Lys?

The ability to choke others through the intarweb.

Right now it's still in the prototype phase, but together we can choke the human race.

Ve haff vays off helpink you chokk remotely, Herr Lysergic...

Ve mix a teeny bitt off ergot in your limberger unt spread it on to ze temple.

Ven ze applikashun takes effeckt, it VIL give you ze powers you seek.


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So who wants godlike moderators? The only thing that's kept me around this long is my ability to fly under the radar. Like - uh - Steve McQueen.

Really? Can't see 'em all?

So if I tell you to $%^&**@##%$^^ and #$^%&*($$#$^^$FF**......then bend over and $%^&***!@22#$$%^FF.

You may not catch it?

I messed myself. PS the wife DID not get it

Anyhoo., Im just a mod much like any mod you would find in Greek Mythology.

goddess of shoes ???????

ducks and runs

I've seen your picture asala....

You ARE a Goddess in my book!!!!!!

Semper

I could not resist. Surely you knew that you had it coming.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Why yes, I suppose I did...



Semper

[edit on 3/4/2007 by semperfortis]

For a moment there I thought you said "Geek Mythology"...

Mods Not Gods,

Would that mean the Moderators, while on duty, are not allowed to drink alcoholic drink?


Just Kidding

reply to post by searching_for_truth

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The fruit of the vine...

Weighs heavily upon all decisions of import. Would you have deprived Socrates his measure whilst pontificating? Then let me (and FredT... Can't leave FredT out...) have our flagon of First growth...

Wino Monkeys, not just for corkscrew antics anymore...

reply to post by Majic

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My majic, in my books you are my god, so don't even try to play the victim you know you are one of the few here that has never let me down.



Actually so far none of you here has let me down ever. but still you know how to work you majic.

The only one that scares me is the evil grin in the monkey avatar with the banana, you can not even imagine what its thinking.

You mean all this time that I've been worshipping my "ATS MODS" shrine and giving offerings has been for naught? My life has no meaning now, you said "faith" was all I needed.