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What would you ask an Alien?

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posted on Mar, 1 2007 @ 10:25 PM
man this is a tough one. (but thank you for this great topic)

1) may i join you on your planet to learn and teach?

2) can you heal me?

3) wanna try some peanut butter?

[edit on 12-05-2006 by zooplancton]

posted on Mar, 1 2007 @ 10:38 PM
can u hear me now?

posted on Mar, 1 2007 @ 11:05 PM
My first response to a shocking event is usually a wise-crack, so I'd have to be really careful of what question I'd ask of an ET. I'd also be thinking, of course, of what I would say later, when I was relating the story on ATS.

So, the first question I'd ask is: "Would you like a soda pop?"

For those of you who don't remember Donald Keyhoe, he was a UFO researcher/writer of the 50s, 60s and 70s who co-founded the National Investigations Committee on Aerial Phenomena (NICAP), from which he was ejected in the late 60s because, as I understand it, he started blaming the CIA for covering up aspects of UFO phenomena.

I believe that Keyhoe was the guy who coined the expression "the soda-pop factor," a term pertaining to certain simple human details that appear in the more credible UFO witness accounts. It had to do with an actual UFO case in which the contactee came face-to-face with some ETs, and the first thing he asked was if he could get them something to drink. Apparently, the ETs answered in the affirmative, so the contactee ran around the corner to a vending machine and brought a soda-pop to the ETs.

Now, that sounds so absurd, but it's a very human sort of thing to do, and Keyhoe thought it lent the story more credibility than an elaborate, sensational UFO account. Besides, it was a nice gesture.

— Doc Velocity

[edit on 3/1/2007 by Doc Velocity]

posted on Mar, 1 2007 @ 11:52 PM

Originally posted by Wildbob77
So, here’s the setup. It’s late at night and you’re in the middle of nowhere. You haven’t seen another car for at least an hour. Your car starts missing and the engine dies. You coast over to the side of the road. Of course, you’re cell phone has no bars. As you’re coasting to a stop, you notice some lights a little ways off the road. Thanks goodness it’s a clear night and there is a partial moon so you have some light to see by.

You don’t have any other alternative, at the moment, so you decide to see if someone is over by the light. You walk over and low and behold there is a craft there that doesn’t look like it was made by Ford. Not only that, but there are definitely Aliens there. They are humanoid and they don’t appear frightening. Then, in you mind you hear a greeting.

What would you ask these visitors from far away?

Personally the only thing I would ask is there porn? (some how zero Gravity Sex seems erotic) I know it's perverted plus greys and reptilian aren't playmate of the year material but I woud like to see it for some odd reason kind of kinky imagine Grey on Grey action, I know I'll get discredited but I am curious.

posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 12:30 AM
I'd ask them if they wanted to come along to the Slayer concert soon and rip up the mosh-pit.

Why not? Maybe they don't know what good music is!

Failing that, I'd ask to borrow their cloaked UFO to hover over the Perth gig without buying tickets or being seen... sweet.

I wouldn't mind borrowing an x-ray device that sees through casino cards. Knowing when to fold would be so much easier!

[edit on 2-3-2007 by tezzajw]

posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 01:20 AM
I would ask if I could go back home to Sirius and learn there technology to invent back on Earth to better mankind.

posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 01:37 AM
Haha! Some funny replies!

If I could ask only one question, I'd ask....
What have you been doing with the human DNA you've collected?

I think the answer to that question would also answer a lot of others..e.g
why they are here...if they mean us harm....if they come in peace for us...
if there are hybrids running around....

However, if the answer is what DNA?? I don't know what you're telepathing about....then that also answers a lot of questions...

posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 05:48 AM
Okay so the aliens are standing in front of me so it goes like this. "You're not thinking about probing me are you?" Then after a long silence I would whistle the theme song to Petticoat Junction.

posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 06:06 AM
My car just died can I get a jump or perhaps a lift into town?

posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 06:51 AM
Do you have a cure for lower back pain?

posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 09:21 AM

posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 10:36 AM
Got milk?

Here's my 5 questions:

1- Where do you come from? which system, star, planet.
2- Are there any other races? And are they at war with any of them.
3- Do they have an army? and how big.
4- Can I join them? and maybe explore other galaxies.
5- Can you guys teach (or give an implant) to use telekenesis/telepathy.

With my luck, before I begin with my first question. I'll only be able to ask "Thats your probing tool, right?".

posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 10:39 AM
[edit on 2-3-2007 by seenitall]

[edit on 2-3-2007 by seenitall]

posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 10:59 AM
I would ask them whether they value the mental health of their patients.

posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 11:18 AM
I would ask: "Can I have a copy of your family photo album?"

posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 11:54 AM
I'd ask them for their propulsion system and power source schematics. (In English language, using Metric measurement

Their version of the Unified field Theory.

posted on Mar, 3 2007 @ 08:23 PM
First i would probably ask him if he can pinch me, shortly after i would probably pass out and hoping he doesnt probe or test me ask him if hell be my friend if no ill benervous and hope he isnt ther to kill me or take me away if yes i would probably pass out again, its not normal to have aliens in your bedroom you know.

But would he even understand or with my luck his language would be a mixed up english version where Hello is an insult and he will shoot me with his Energy beam...

posted on Mar, 3 2007 @ 08:59 PM
If I could ask the aliens for anything given this scenario, it would probably be how bout a lift to town
. Second would definetly be Can you take me with you. I would love to have some sort of ET experience and this would be an awesome one

posted on Mar, 3 2007 @ 09:14 PM

Originally posted by Doc Velocity

So, the first question I'd ask is: "Would you like a soda pop?"

— Doc Velocity

[edit on 3/1/2007 by Doc Velocity]

totaly agree..
the "first" question can not be a deep philosophical one but more a very common one. "Are you tired?" "Do u wanna sit here?" etc...This is human way; and it is not bad at all

posted on Mar, 4 2007 @ 12:01 AM
the first thing that came to mind when i read the first post was

Go Go Gadget "The_unraveller"

can i borrow 75 dollars my CAR ran out of gas?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
who shot the jfk
where is jimmy hoffa
and finally got any clean underwear?

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