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Kids Jokes

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posted on Feb, 28 2007 @ 06:48 PM
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I really like complicated, story like jokes. Sometimes though a good clean joke, the kind you'd hear from a 5 year old at a family gathering is just great. So lets hear your best clean kid joke.

here's one of my personal favorites....

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?????


A: Because he didn't have the guts..




posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 10:00 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

LOL.



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 11:49 PM
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Guy walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza.
"You want that cut into 8 or 12 slices?", asks the cook.
The guy responds, "make it 8.....I don't think I can eat 12."



posted on Mar, 3 2007 @ 12:09 AM
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Q. Whats green and hangs from tree's.




A. Gorilla's snot.



posted on Mar, 3 2007 @ 03:46 AM
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Where to fish get there money from?


A) a river bank



posted on Mar, 3 2007 @ 10:44 AM
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Originally posted by asala
Where to fish get there money from?


A) a river bank


Who's the richest fish?

The goldfish!



posted on Mar, 4 2007 @ 10:15 AM
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Q: When is a pirate like a bird??




A: When he's a robbin.



posted on Mar, 4 2007 @ 10:24 AM
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How come cannibals don't eat clowns?

They taste funny.



posted on Mar, 6 2007 @ 05:27 PM
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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?



A: A Gummy Bear.


Nip

posted on Mar, 7 2007 @ 08:27 AM
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knock knock!

who's there?

Maddam

Maddam who?

Ma Damn foots stuck in the door!



posted on Mar, 10 2007 @ 10:12 PM
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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No. Just the usual; beer, wine, and liquor. What'll ya have?"
Without a word, the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck goes back to the same bar and ask the bartender, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, this time a little more upset with the duck, says, "NO. I already told ya, NO GRAPES! If you come in here again and ask me fer grapes, I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar!"
So the duck shrugs his shoulders and leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any nails?"
This time, with a puzzled look on his face, the bartender says, "Nails? No. Why do ask?"
The duck replies, "Got any grapes?"



posted on Mar, 11 2007 @ 12:22 AM
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I always thought this one was funny.... I might be the only one who thinks so, but here goes... :shk:

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7… “8”… 9!!!


Nip

posted on Mar, 12 2007 @ 08:22 PM
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why are women wary around men?


cause we men are pigs!



posted on Mar, 13 2007 @ 02:42 PM
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?



I don't know but i wouldn't want it sitting on my shoulder.


Nip

posted on Mar, 13 2007 @ 10:15 PM
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what do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant?


EliphIno!


(hell if i know...for those who didn;t get it)



posted on Mar, 14 2007 @ 12:19 PM
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Q: What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?


A: Rap



posted on Mar, 15 2007 @ 08:50 PM
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What did the big phone say to the little phone?




Your too young to be engaged!




posted on Mar, 15 2007 @ 08:55 PM
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The first joke I ever learned.

"Hey waiter, this coffee tastes like mud"

Waiter: "well it was ground this morning"



posted on Mar, 16 2007 @ 01:25 PM
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Originally posted by spacedoubt
The first joke I ever learned.

"Hey waiter, this coffee tastes like mud"

Waiter: "well it was ground this morning"


Would you believe I've never heard that one before? I like my coffee freshly ground too, but I'll take coffee anyway I can
minus sugar of course



posted on Mar, 16 2007 @ 02:00 PM
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not realy a joke but so cute it's funny


My 3 year old often says to me whenever I sing "get back to work!" so hallarious I put it at the end of my podcasts



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