Q: Are you of Irish, Celtic, or Native American descent?
A: Irish. My fathers family came over during the famine.
Q: Are you adopted?
A: No, but I have no doubt I was stolen from some other family at birth. There is no way I was born into my nutty family.
Q: What "monsters" were in your room as a kid?
A: Spiders.
Q: Have you ever seen a "bigfoot"?
A: Yes, and I’ve told the story here many times. I’ve even made a podcast on it.
Q: Have you ever seen a "man in black"?
A: Other than Johnny Cash, I don’t think so.
Q: Have you ever seen an "alien"?
A: Not to my knowledge.
Q: Have you ever seen a "red eyed guy with a black cloak"?
A: Yes,, It was my father after a night of hard drinking though.
Q: Have you ever seen "shadow people" or "watchers"?
A: Not to my knowledge.
Q: Have you ever seen a "Nordic"?
A: I’ve dated some tall blondes in my day, but than again, who hasn’t?
Q: Do you have an unusual affinity with animals?
A: Would eating them be considered unusual? Other than that, I get along fine with animals.
Q: Have you ever noted unexplained puncture wounds on your body?
A: I have a shin that is scraped something terrible right now, and I have no idea how it happened. Does that count?
Q: Have you ever noted unexplained red splotches or spots on your body?
A: You mean like a gin blossom? Sorry, I don’t drink hard liquor, so no.
Q: Have you ever noted unexplained "scoops" out of your skin anywhere on your body?
A: I have a scoop out of my left arm. Not sure how I got it.
Q: Do you have a neck injury at the T3 or immediate surrounding area?
A: I’m 46 years old. My back hurts from one end to the other.
Q: Do you have a back injury at the L5/S1 or immediate surrounding area?
A: See above answer.
Q: Do you ever see owls?
A: Yes, but I live in the hills of Arkansas. I think it would be strange if I did not see owls.
Q: Have you ever seen pink phosphorescent lights?
A: Only when I was a teenager, but we are not allowed to tell war stories about drug use here.
Q: Have you ever seen a UFO?
A: No. I thought I have a couple of occasions but they turned out to be birds or sky cranes or something else.
Q: Whether you've seen a UFO or not, do you feel "aliens" are here to "help us"? Why?
A: I “feel” that they don’t care one way or the other about us.
Q: Have you ever detected the scent or odor of SULFUR or BURNT MATCHES, SOGGY CARDBOARD, MOLDY LEATHER in your home?
A: I’m a bachelor. Those are normal smells.
Q: Have you ever detected unexplained bruising on your body?
A: Yes. For the record though, I wasn’t…errr…ummmm….probed.
Q: Have you ever experienced "missing time"?
A: No. Not that I can recall anyway.
Q: Are you unusually empathetic and/or compassionate?
A: I like to think so, but my ex-wife would disagree.
Q: Do you ever get the feeling there is "someone there"?
A: I know there is “Something there.” I can feel it flowing thru my veins.
Q: Have you ever noted things out place, when you KNOW they were "placed correctly"?
A: I don’t think so.
Q: Ever wake up with your clothes on backward?
A: I don’t sleep in my clothes.
Q:With your shoes on the wrong feet?
A: I don’t sleep with my shoes on either.
Q: In the wrong bed?
A: YES. Many, many times. I went thru a slut puppy phase, right after my divorce, and I can’t tell you how many times I woke up in the wrong bed.
Q: In the wrong house?
A: See above answer. Many times I woke up in the wrong house…
Q: Ever develop a pattern of waking up at 3 or 4 in the morning?
A: I wake at three or four in the morning EVERY morning. I’ve done it all my life.
Q: Ever have dreams so vivid you wonder if they were real?
A: I used to sleep walk as a child, and I would be dreaming and knew just what I was doing. Right up until one of my parents would grab me and shake
me and scare the pee-water out of me.
Q: Ever recall scents or odors from "dreams"?
A: No, I don’t
Q: Do your Parents or Grandparents have UFO stories to tell?
A: My mother has some awesome UFO stories from the time she lived in Oregon. I should ask her about that and make a thread.
Q: Do you ever have "endtimes" visions, many times with the wrong scenario, wrong dates, etc?
A: I don’t believe in endtimes. My soul is eternal.
Q: Do you have strange or unwarranted fear or phobia of Clowns, Racoons, Midgets, Children?
A: Nope.
Q: Do you ever hear noises on your roof in the middle of the night?
A: Nope.
Q: Have you ever seen ghosts of loved ones?
A: Nope.
Q: Men
Have you ever detected a "lumplike" object attached to your right testicle? OR lacerations or bleeding on the scrotum AFTER the event?
A: Nope.
Q: Women
Have you ever been pregnant and had the fetus simply disappear?
A: My ex wife swears this happened to her. Being the husband that I was, I said, “Yes dear” and went out to mow the lawn or work on the car or do
anything else but listen to her mad ramblings. (Looking back, it gets easier and easier to see why she divorced me.)


THIS is ALL based on HIS research and HIS ALONE. NOT any of the others. You'll note YOU know NOTHING about
him. Gee... Did you ever consider the fact that a GOOD investigator keeps the investigation STERILE? HMMMMMM....
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