Originally posted by Radekus
I much prefer john titor's future than this guy's future. John titor was cool, and he owned a shotgun, and there was civil war, and world war 3, and then people became more compashinate and more educated, instead, this guy tells us that people stay stupid, and nothing changes, grrrrr, bullcrap. Banned for telling us a bleak future. Here, a better future, I come from the future, and yeah, beware of the cataclysms and the wars and viruses and crap like that. See, I can do it to, please don't ban me I was joking.
Originally posted by SkepticOverlord
Originally posted by roadgravel
Appearently time travel is still not possible.
You see... that's just it. If he really was from the future, he'd know that he got banned here, and would try another board.
Originally posted by Byrd
Originally posted by Vanhandle
Awww, now why'd ya have to ban him?
I think we were having fun poking him with questions to see what kind of BS stories he could make up, or at least to test his "writer's creativity"
T'was fun while it lasted, I hoped no one seriously bought his "truths".
He's gonna be seriously disapponted when he finds out we've tracked his IP.
Originally posted by soulstealer2099
you EEE JUTS!!! how in the blue hell would you know if you were talking to a true time travellor. is it only true if you agree with his version of the future? i am not saying that this guy is for real...hell i could care less. I just found his whole story to be interesting and amusing
Originally posted by zeeon
Secondly, while time travel may at one time be a useable technology,
Originally posted by Indellkoffer
Oh goodie! IP check on Aisle 5!
Originally posted by Anthony2046
I have been sent from the year 2046 for a few specific purposes, the first being that I aquire a select few blood samples of animals that have become extinct in my time (sad yet true, some of the worlds most beautiful creatures are extinct due to rampant poaching and other factors),
That failed the first "hoax" test. We've already got sperm and egg banks for these creatures and other cultures.
PLUS, blood cells don't have any genetic material in them. None. Zero. Zip. No nuclei. You can, of course, get genetic material from other sources that don't require time travel.
and the second reason is to open a dialogue with a group of individuals while maintaining my anonimity.
Translation: See who's naive enough to believe this lie.
Before I start, I must make a certain amount of 'restrictions' clear. They are beyond my control, and I must diligently maintain their integrity
...to cover up his real lack of knowledge, here.
1) Under no circumstances may I provide any information 'for profit' or personal benefit. I wont be giving out any 'sports almanacs' (yes...movies are prevelant in my time, and Back to the Future does still exist)
...because he's a person of average education and isn't from the future at all.
I can give you general overviews of what will come to pass, election information, and events that will occur that are not catastrophic in nature. (Yet do not worry, as my present and your 'future' is a wonderful place..save for a few regions of the world that have declined in the coming decades)
I'm just waiting for the "red dragon meets the blue in a fight that only the orange can win" prophecies. Yepyep.
at said, I am here until July 31st, 2007 (having arrived on Febuary 1st, 2007..here for a six month period) and would love to open a dialogue with the members of this board.
Given that we don't like hoaxes, I bet you don't last that long. You're welcome to try at GLP, though.
Originally posted by KonigKaos
Really, im just going to throw this out here and say most if not all of things posted on ATS are HOAXS so why arent they BANNED!!!!
This was entertainment you could of atleast moved him to Below Top Secret and we could of continued this FUN!!! We all knew he wasent a man from the future its was just fun seeing what questions he could answer and how quick!!!
Originally posted by SimonGray (T&C)
1). Posting: You will not post any material that is knowingly false, misleading, or inaccurate.
modification by Byrd
NOMINEE FOR STUPIDEST HOAX OF THE YEAR (so far)