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posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 02:32 AM
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Now see, we have a fresh page to work with.





posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 09:05 AM
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what the hell was that for....jagoff.....



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 10:01 AM
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I am pondering what to do in this thread...



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 10:46 AM
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how about find a crazy picture and post it....?

or pretend im the person you hate most and tell em what you would do to me...kill torture whatever...just soem crzy ideas

[edit on -0600c31obeFri, 2 Mar 2007 10:48:28 -0600 17 by Uisge Baugh]



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 01:56 PM
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Is that a pick of Mr.Ed's jackass relative?



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 06:56 PM
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Heres a crazy picture complements of the creative department at work...(thats why it's a picture not a text file, those crazy kids)




posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 07:32 PM
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Oh God, I may have been dead at my keyboard for years and I never noticed.

I'm gonna stop typing for a minute and check my pulse.



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 07:34 PM
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posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 08:02 PM
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Originally posted by whatukno
Heres a crazy picture complements of the creative department at work...(thats why it's a picture not a text file, those crazy kids)



Wow, that's really sad...

Wouldn't you notice the smell and the fact that he was wearing the same clothes for 5 days??



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 08:02 PM
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I know there's a penalty for a one line reply, I think you get a 10 point deduction.

What do you get for a no line reply ???



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 08:06 PM
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None because Kacen likes Stephen Colbert!

I guess I better make this a couple lines long.




posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 08:25 PM
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Originally posted by Paresthesia
None because Kacen likes Stephen Colbert!


I had no idea that Kacen was a supporter of Stephen Colbert.


May he navigate the boards without penalty for all time.



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 08:30 PM
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Originally posted by Paresthesia
Wow, that's really sad...

Wouldn't you notice the smell and the fact that he was wearing the same clothes for 5 days??


That is what happens when your the quiet one in an office, no one cares or notices you. I bet if you got them to answer honestly they would admit to making fun of the guy behind his dead back. :shk:



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 08:51 PM
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I've done some research on Stephen Colbert.
I've discovered that he has a fondness for cats, though I'm not sure if he has any of his own.




His love for felines may cause him some trouble though.
You can only love them so much before you run up against the law.

:shk:



posted on Mar, 2 2007 @ 10:38 PM
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That cat in the pic looks rather distressed over the situation.



posted on Mar, 3 2007 @ 08:28 AM
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And now we'd like to do a tribute to a very talented songwriter, singer, dancer, juggler, skateboarder, ice cream saleswoman, nazi hunter, fugitive logger, cakemaker, cat owner, dog worshipper, sausage stuffer, mushroom licker and toadstool. This is our tribute to the very lovely and talented Suzanne Vega.

(knocking)
Come in.
A small boy comes walking on the street as afar above him a gull swings with tiny, razor-sharp onions taped to its eyelids and it screams, ";This is your pune!";

And the boy says, ";What's a pune?"; as he falls into a cup
And screams, ";I am boiling, I think I'm boiling up.";

And then the sky opens up and a huge craftwagon falls to the earth and out of it jumped Jesus. And then I heard a sound, it sounded like freedom but it ended up being very quiet so I went back to sleep. And then I heard a noise deep in my bowels. It reminded me of Christmas trees because it was so green. And I had a floatation device installed in my liver so I would not sink if I drowned. And then out of the nursery I heard the children screaming, ";Why do they always make me ?";

Are you lost in love?
Just like me
Looking for love
Just like me
Hoping for love
Just like me
Searching for love
Just like me

Ou est l'amour?

My uncle thought he was a tuba so we all blew hard on his buttocks and he made noises out of the bell of his head. And I said, ";Ha ha, there's the funny uncle. He is a brass instrument, not a woodwind, remember that, kids."; And then out of the dresser there came a loaf of socks and everyone said, ";Mmm delicious! Just what we need for our picnic party!";

I dreamed of you
And I dreamed in blue
And then I washed my hair.

Sometimes when I'm all alone I crawl under the carpet and search for bits of lint and then I knit them together into a little brother and I torment him with my evil, evil eyes until he cries.

Have you ever smelled a porcupine as its thrown the air by a huge lumberjack who screams, ";I'm never going to wash myself again, not for a million dollars!";

Are you lost in love?
Just like me
Looking for love
Just like me
Searching for love
Just like me
Looking for love
Just like me

Here we go!

I am a dolphin
I am a squirrel
I am a beast who lives beneath the waters
Watch me flip my venomous tail as I make noises with my blowhole.

I am a crystal piece of jewelry
I am a float in a big parade
I am a quiet little mincing moron in your suit pocket

I once left myself all alone and realized that I had no phone, so I borrowed my sister's and she said, ";May I call you?";

And I said, ";Why? Because I am the pope of all the queens of England! Would you kiss me?";

And then I heard a noise and it sounded like my little bones turning to squid and everyone kicked me and said, ";Release your ink NOW, buddy!";

And then I died
But no one cried
Because I died inside.



posted on Mar, 3 2007 @ 03:55 PM
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Heres post #96
Many,many more to go.



posted on Mar, 3 2007 @ 04:56 PM
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I'll contribute to your point mongering. Why didn't I think of a post like this to gather 10,000 posts worth of points?



posted on Mar, 3 2007 @ 06:20 PM
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Wow I just saw an odd error in the last post, Least I thought it was an error...



posted on Mar, 3 2007 @ 10:13 PM
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Let's take this over to page 6.

I hate posting at the bottom of a page.



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