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posted on Feb, 26 2007 @ 09:06 PM
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You won't see me sleeping in any kind of tent while there are giant serpents slithering about. I'm getting the creeps just thinking about it!




posted on Feb, 26 2007 @ 09:14 PM
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sleep in the trees with giant pandas then HAHA....what do you even look like BTW....Ive never seen you nor whatukno either...



posted on Feb, 26 2007 @ 09:36 PM
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page 156 in the picture thread...theres a picture of my daughter and I.
I'm old enough to be you mom



posted on Feb, 26 2007 @ 09:48 PM
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well hell...thats okay because my mum isnt with us anymore...i was adopted and then my mum died...I have no idea about my biological....but its all okay



posted on Feb, 26 2007 @ 09:51 PM
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This is what I look like...




posted on Feb, 26 2007 @ 09:56 PM
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money man right there....the tie says it all hahahaha



posted on Feb, 27 2007 @ 08:33 AM
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I bet he hates that tie! I bet he can't stand to wear it, and I bet it's the first thing he gets rid of when he punches the clock to leave. I'm glad I'm a women, because things like that up around my neck makes me feel like I'm choking slowly.... a turtle neck sweater has the same effect on me.



posted on Feb, 27 2007 @ 08:58 AM
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you know I hate that tie jensouth. :LOL: but it's required



posted on Feb, 27 2007 @ 09:46 AM
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This thread isn't about getting married at all anymore, it's like an espresso cafe, where we all come to visit


Theres a thread Idea for you whatukno



posted on Feb, 27 2007 @ 09:54 AM
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haha this thread has gone way off topic...but who cares when doesnt a topic get ...well off topic


A.D.D.

hey look a banana



posted on Feb, 27 2007 @ 10:03 AM
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well then we better get


I don't ever want to get married again in fact in a few hours today I am going in for my final hearing on my divorce :LOL:

[edit on 27-2-2007 by whatukno]



posted on Feb, 27 2007 @ 11:35 AM
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Good Luck whatukno

Never say never.



posted on Feb, 27 2007 @ 12:01 PM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
I have friends that are both guys and girls


That's ...um... interesting. At the same time?

Am I on the right thread?




posted on Feb, 27 2007 @ 12:07 PM
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Originally posted by yeahright

Originally posted by jensouth31
I have friends that are both guys and girls


That's ...um... interesting. At the same time?

Am I on the right thread?



Well, don't you have a naughty little mind! I'll never tell



posted on Feb, 27 2007 @ 01:31 PM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
Well, don't you have a naughty little mind! I'll never tell


No, see I meant they're male and female at the same time, not that you had them...

oknevermindwrongthread...



posted on Feb, 27 2007 @ 09:39 PM
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Originally posted by yeahright

Originally posted by jensouth31
Well, don't you have a naughty little mind! I'll never tell


No, see I meant they're male and female at the same time, not that you had them...

oknevermindwrongthread...


Oh, you mean like a hemorphadite? No, I don't have any friends that are both sexes that way...at least none that I know of.



posted on Feb, 27 2007 @ 10:08 PM
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Lyrics by Stephen Lynch

She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Yea, hermaphrodite.



posted on Feb, 28 2007 @ 09:51 AM
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My…. the things people can find on the Internet



posted on Feb, 28 2007 @ 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
My…. the things people can find on the Internet


I love that song! reminds me of the time I......
nevermind. Hey I was in college and drunk at the time. :shk:

[edit on 28-2-2007 by whatukno]






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