If you could ask God 1 question what would it be.

300 lbs is not that fat when your almost 7 feet tall!

Anyway, if she wouldn't provide an answer to the great sock mystery, I would just ask her if I could hang out with her for a while.

I want to ask God to stop kicking my ass for just a month. I do good things for people, heck I pump on there chest, breathe for them, take a can opener to there vehicle when they drink and drive. So how about it God could you give me just one month without breaking my damn heart?

I would ask ,...."Wait a minute, "There is no God!!"

I think the first thing anyonbe would ask would be simply, "why?" Then Id ask about other stuff and eventually ask if I can do it again.

Also, God doesnt allow bad stuff to happen in the world, mankind does. Remember, he gave us free will and dominion over the earth.

Also, I dont think insulting the Lord is going to score you anypoints with him, nor being arrogant and asking "sly" questions. Like someone else said, "how did you get to be so cool?"

God is the Almighty

I would not ask him anything. I would be humbled in his presence

Peace


[edit on 18-2-2007 by HIFIGUY]

Originally posted by wellwhatnow
300 lbs is not that fat when your almost 7 feet tall!

Anyway, if she wouldn't provide an answer to the great sock mystery, I would just ask her if I could hang out with her for a while.

Well, actually 7.2 feet tall and 420 lbs!

And...yes...you may!



The dryers eat the socks, BTW.

Ask God a question eh...

What Is your true name?

Originally posted by whatukno
Ask God a question eh...

What Is your true name?

The Church of " Whose name cannot be said "

In jest of course...or is it. According to scripture the name of God is Holy; So Holy that if said, that Jesus is quoted to have said it will kill a mortal man.

Peace






















[edit on 18-2-2007 by HIFIGUY]

AH ha!

i am not mortal! hee hee
i knew it!
none of us are
we just think we are
erroneously

Originally posted by LoneGunMan
I want to ask God to stop kicking my ass for just a month. I do good things for people, heck I pump on there chest, breathe for them, take a can opener to there vehicle when they drink and drive. So how about it God could you give me just one month without breaking my damn heart?

ROTFLMFAO

you know the answer to that lover man

saving lives is your job
breaking your heart is God's job

different strokes
remember?

A billion names, in a billion languages.

HE/She doesn't care what we call him..

HE cares that we love him..

That's right!

and love eachother, too.

in that order

Only a few would realize why I would ask god what it's true name is. but only a few...

My real question is... I probably wouldn't have one.

More than likely I would just crap my pants being in his presence.:shk:

Originally posted by whatukno
Only a few would realize why I would ask god what it's true name is. but only a few...

i know why.
i already did.

Originally posted by thehumbleone
My real question is... I probably wouldn't have one.

More than likely I would just crap my pants being in his presence.:shk:

With a hair-'don't' like you have?

God would probably crap seeing you coming after God with a unicorn hair-sword! like you've currently got.

Originally posted by thehumbleone
More than likely I would just crap my pants being in his presence.:shk:

um, god, could you hook me with some tp and a fresh pair of drawers?

i would ask what the true meaning of life and existance is, dont you think thats a smart idea. i have a feeling i know what it is but i would like god to tell me himself

Oringinally posted by QueenAnnie
With a hair-'don't' like you have?

God would probably crap seeing you coming after God with a unicorn hair-sword! like you've currently got.

Evolution took a turn for the worse..somehow the unicorn doo came into style...

I personally think God would crap when he sees some of the stuff Governments have done to their people that they are sheparding.

Like a big long Bruce Almighty Style filing cabint...

JFK assasination..hmmm
Space Programs? hmmm
Mind control Programs? Hmmm

As he flips the files out for people to read ..the world is outraged.

May I see that day..

Let their be peace


[edit on 19-2-2007 by HIFIGUY]

Originally posted by Crakeur

Originally posted by thehumbleone
More than likely I would just crap my pants being in his presence.:shk:

um, god, could you hook me with some tp and a fresh pair of drawers?

Go to the store. They have lots of TP there.
Laundry detergent, too.
The washing machine is the big white box that opens on top and has knobs in front and hoses in back.
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