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What's your awesomely LAME superpower?

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posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 06:32 AM
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When I`m annoyed enough and driven to anger,I clench my fists and feather dusters protrude out from my knuckles.


I`m called the "The Tickler"




posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 02:44 PM
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I have the incredible ability to attract the most bizarre, twisted, psychotic chicks (seriously). I am the psychomagnet.



posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 02:54 PM
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Originally posted by gps777
When I`m annoyed enough and driven to anger,I clench my fists and feather dusters protrude out from my knuckles.


I`m called the "The Tickler"


thank god you're not french



posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 10:48 PM
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has anyone seen this ?

pretty funny

zeroes, a heroes parody



posted on Feb, 23 2007 @ 01:21 AM
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I can do five laps of my swimming pool on a single breath of air. Keep in mind, that's 60 metres.



posted on Feb, 24 2007 @ 10:24 PM
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I am able to turn wine into water.

I am called "totally useless"



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 03:36 PM
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I can do this...



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posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 06:27 PM
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The ability to lie effortlessly.




posted on Feb, 26 2007 @ 06:48 AM
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I have the power to lose my power at will.



posted on Feb, 28 2007 @ 12:57 PM
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I have the ability to smell if someone within 1 metre is wearing under wear or not.

I call myself "Captain Under-W.A.R.E."



posted on Mar, 8 2007 @ 10:02 PM
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I can just look at a woman and BAM!! she's pregnant. I'm not lying folks just ask my six kids and they will tell ya!!

They call me the BabyMaker



posted on Mar, 13 2007 @ 10:56 PM
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Originally posted by syrinx high priest
has anyone seen this ?

pretty funny

zeroes, a heroes parody


YO! too funny.
Definitely in the spirit of this thread.


"how does it feel to kick yourself in the back of your own head?" LOL



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 08:20 PM
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I've just recently realized an new "awesomely lame" superpower of mine

If I look at the read bumper of a moving vehicle. I can slow it down to 2 or 3 miles below the posted speed limit..It works best in the Left Lane on the freeways of the US.


I do believe this power of mine is becoming stronger.
Strange side effect of this power. " impedicus extendicus"



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 09:38 PM
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I was just answering this one in steve-o's avenger thread
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I'd be fweshcawfee of course, the Avenger of nerves and caffeine.
My super powers:


  1. Being able to sniff a pot of stale cawfee from at least ten feet away.
  2. Wreaking havoc upon stale cawfee whenever I may find the evil brew.
  3. Rendering the offending java into a state of helplessness by pouring it down the drain.
  4. Occasionally angering christians, feminists and emo's. *Not necessarily on purpose.



I'm working on an outfit, so far I have a belt buckle.




I would have been SuperDork with the ability to convince people I'm weird. But I figured that'd be too predictable, everyone would know it was me .



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 09:38 AM
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I am Exact Change Woman!

Whatever coinage is needed is always in my wallet or pocket. It comes in handy for telling the scammers outside of Pac n Save that I don't have any spare change.



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