Where Saddam Is

I've heard from sources of mines that Saddam is in British custody in Iraq, it seems that the americans wanted him and the iraqi council dug their heels in, so a compromise was that he is under British guard somewhere in the south with a strong iraqi/american presence all around him, it seems he's singing like a canary too.

LOL would a birds ears would hear!

Someone said that Saddam could tell him the passwords to his many secret bank accounts around the world too, especially since he likely won't be needing the money anytime soon.