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Valentines Day is the Ultamate Conspiracy!!!

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posted on Feb, 13 2007 @ 05:48 PM
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Yes its true boys and girls February 14th the day that forever will remind men that are in a relationship how inadiquate they are and lonely single people all over the world how they are failures at love!

Card companies, jewlery companies, candy companies all want your money and they sell you the idea that if you don't spend tons of money on your significant other then you are a failure as a lover!

Yes look at it seriously people if your in love then thats great and you should celebrate the love you have for each other every day not on the most unholy day of the year February 14!

Yes and if you want further proof of this world corrupting conspiracy it has already taken over an entire town!

With Love From Loveland, Colorado

and where did this conspiracy start? It started with a poor man a simple man a man whos only wish was to love a woman.

St. Valentine

Yes strung up for loving a woman. It's true they killed this man for loving. well there you have it. What does love do it causes pain and suffering. This is the true nature of a conspiracy.

I thank you for your time

any questions?

St. Valentine

[edit on 13-2-2007 by whatukno]




posted on Feb, 13 2007 @ 06:16 PM
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I'm just gonna streak on Lupercalia... it'll work well.



posted on Feb, 13 2007 @ 06:16 PM
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Yeah!! Down with Valentines day! I hate that holiday. Never in school when all the other kids were handing candy hearts or cards to each other did I EVER get one. For that alone valentines day should be abolished.

People getting flowers? Nobody ever sent me flowers! Again bahhh!!!

I can't go to public places on Valentines day cause all the sappy couples make me retch!
I ain't got no valentine! Who needs them not me!


Please kill me I'm so lonely



posted on Feb, 13 2007 @ 06:22 PM
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Remember kids, Jägermeister loves you.



posted on Feb, 13 2007 @ 06:31 PM
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Originally posted by BASSPLYR
Yeah!! Down with Valentines day! I hate that holiday. Never in school when all the other kids were handing candy hearts or cards to each other did I EVER get one. For that alone valentines day should be abolished.

People getting flowers? Nobody ever sent me flowers! Again bahhh!!!

I can't go to public places on Valentines day cause all the sappy couples make me retch!
I ain't got no valentine! Who needs them not me!


Please kill me I'm so lonely


Don't feel bad just remember there are millions of people all over the world that don't have anyone either. And some of them have got to be happy!

You don't need love to be validated as a person



posted on Feb, 13 2007 @ 07:26 PM
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Actually when I was younger I did need someones love to validate myself.
Unfortunantly, that love never came and I turned into a bitter, calloused person, who is learning to live live life like I was some Eunic (someone with their testes removed) or something, except girls get along better with eunics.

I'm going to follow lysergics advice and befriend some cheap booze. jeager isn't stong enough for this 'helliday'

First step a girlfriend or atleast a date with a member of the opposit sex. next step actually get some real freinds. ....Sigh.... MAn I wish I was that guy over there, or anybody but me. I suck.

Damn you valentines day!



posted on Feb, 13 2007 @ 09:08 PM
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Well all of us lonely people on ATS should raise our beer mugs and celebrate freedom from the torture of this EVIL holiday. Yea to single people. Be free from this Evil horrid terrible dangerous conspiracy!



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 12:56 AM
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My wife and i stopped wasting money on this sham years ago.
If you actually need a day set aside to tell someone you love them, or buy flowers or whatever then i think thats the sad part.

Bssplyr, i love your posts and enjoy reading your thoughts, got some love here for ya !!
(you know , just that matey blokey love, not that other kind, not that theres anything wrong with that!!
)

[edit on 14/2/07 by mojo4sale]



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 01:28 AM
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Most major holidays are just commercial and set up for corporate greed. I walked into the local store a few days ago and the entire place was filled with red & pink balloons. A huge display of flowers in the middle. Hoards of people gathered down the red colored card aisle. Just a sad, sad display of commercialism. All of these people's baskets were filled with this junk for ONE day. Seems silly to me as well.



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 04:18 AM
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Here we are the day of dread, The day that shows all single people the inadiquacies of being allone. The day that commercials try and get men to spend insane amounts of money for rocks and metal to give to a woman in the hope of being able to mate.

it's just sad :shk:



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 11:24 AM
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Thanks mojo!

I got good advice from Asala for valentines day. I will try it to see if it works. But maybe I should be proud to be single, and saving money.... ....(sigh) while at the same time erroding my self esteem.

Damn it this positive thinking bit ain't working. NNNaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGHhh!!! Damn this cursed 'holiday'.

At least I don't have to bother with flowers again. Not like that last time when I found them in the trash 20 minutes after I gave them to her.

I'm not bitter, no not at all:bnghd:



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 12:26 PM
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We are over halfway through this accursed holiday. Be strong bretheren! Be strong! I say unto you all I SHALL FLIRT NO MORE FOREVER!
untill this evil decreped holiday is behind us.



A funny video about a rabbit

[edit on 14-2-2007 by whatukno]



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 01:06 PM
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this is awsome so far in the office not one person has mentioned valentines day. nor are they celebrating it with red colors or flowers.

yes!



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 01:29 PM
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Its just a certain day that if you forget will end all relationships, and doom you to a lonely miserable existance.....Hey wait a minute... Valentines Day sux...........Yeah.........Down with Valentines DAY!!!............
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Wait just a minute..I have just been informed by my girl that I love a day which I get a chance to shower her with a serious amout of Love and Affection. So now....Yeah! Valentines Day!!!........Yeah! Valentines Day!!!........
Yeah! Valentines Day!!!........
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Crap I forget to get her anything..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.......................
:bash:
:bnghd::w:



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 01:31 PM
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BASSPLYR

You know what, I WISH I were in your situation as I'd love the peace and quiet!

Believe me, once you start getting really good at attracting women, and you start attracting all the wrong ones - like married ones, ones with jealous coke-smuggling gangster BFs, the resident office whore, your boss's daughter, your boss's wife.... oh and not to mention the one that ends up stalking you, following you around town from home to home, job to job, spying on you and causing you problems everywhere.... you'll PRAY to be all alone again!

Oh yeah, and every once in a while you get to have a real hot sexy 10 with unbelievable knockers - who wants you to impregnate her immediately!

The moral of the story being..... women can often be a lot more trouble than they're worth. I mean, is it really worth enduring so much drama just for a little action?

My advice is to wait until you find the one that's willing to forego all the drama and be a good friend to you first. You may have to wait a long [long, long, long, long] time, but it'll be worth it in the end.....



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 02:16 PM
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Originally posted by millerman

Believe me, once you start getting really good at attracting women, and you start attracting all the wrong ones - like married ones, ones with jealous coke-smuggling gangster BFs, the resident office whore, your boss's daughter, your boss's wife.... oh and not to mention the one that ends up stalking you, following you around town from home to home, job to job, spying on you and causing you problems everywhere.... you'll PRAY to be all alone again!


I thank the gods above that I no longer have to deal with that kind of BS... I personaly will never get involved with annother woman again as long as I can hold out. All I have to do is remember what the last one put me through and I can keep going.
women they just make me want to :bnghd:

do I sound a little bitter?

[edit on 14-2-2007 by whatukno]



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 02:34 PM
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Originally posted by whatukno

do I sound a little bitter?

[edit on 14-2-2007 by whatukno]



That makes two of us, brother whatukno



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 08:18 PM
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YEah you are right. Plus I never have to clean my apartment. Whoooooo!

I was ingaged for a while and yeah the nagging was relentles, and she wanted to get knocked up super bad. To the point where she would be wearing various roll playing outfits when I'd come home on my lunch breaks just to get me all exited. trying to increas the chances of me screwing up. Which of course I did. But thats a whole other story and what eventually broke us up.

So maybe you are right the drama is usually not worth it.

I also don't want to be stuck in lets just be friends zone. Any advice?

Also, I have a problem where all my friends girlfreinds all want me. I don't want them cause it violates several man laws. But one friend is trying to get rid of her by giving her to me. She's pretty but I don't like her, plus I'll just think of his wanker everytime I go down on her. ECHHHH!!! Cause I know whats been done to her. Man is going to his house a mine field.

Married woman, yeah, A guy from a realestate office down the hall hates me, leers at me even cause his wife and all the women in his office which he runs all flirt with me and talk about me. He HE if they aver talked to me I'm sure they would get turned off pretty fast , but to them I am an inigma and they all want it. Another mine field.

PS I'm short and ugly too, so go figure. But nope can't attrack women my own age. Sux. I think I have a bad stink gland or defective pheromones or something.

But back to the point no valentines day celebrations for me means no superflous money spent on annoying girlfriend.



posted on Feb, 15 2007 @ 11:20 AM
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LOL

BASSPLYR it's funny how much we actually have in common!

And yes it's always a mine field when your friends and coworkers' wives and gfs flirt.... it is high drama, Jerry Springer territory even ;-)

The test becomes, who can handle such situations smoothly and gracefully and with respect to all parties - and who spazzes out and gets angry, jealous or possessive?

I don't know.... I guess I don't have a problem with it - until people start expecting me to start making babies! I had kinda been planning on waiting until I fall in love with my own special Mate for that!!!


Crawling off to find a giant snowpile to bury myself in now..... :shk:



posted on Feb, 15 2007 @ 11:36 AM
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yeah so far I'm doing ok at navigating the minefield, but still the other guy in the office down the hall, won't even respond when you say hi to him. He seems like the possesive jelouse type that you are talking about. Can't handle it apparently.

Yeah watch out. If they are young and not too into helping themselves, than they will try and get pregnant to force a marraige or relationship, so that their lives can play out in the fantasy they had when they were little kids and following the example of their own moms.

Then there are the ones that are like 33-35 and they are freaking out cause they think that they only have a few more years to have a healthy baby, so they get way too attached. They seem confused about what they want once out on a date.

THe ones I want are the women with jobs, confidence enough to take care of themselves, aren't in any rush to get pregnant (want to develope the relationship with the man first, and make sure that everything is lined up financialy, and in life to have the resposibility of raising a kid.

I live in LA so a good deal of the women out here fall into the first two catagories, but they mix in stupid trendy, conformity to the mix so that they are completey ingenuine. It's a turn off, and my sister doesn't understand why I don't want any of her annoying, immature(even though they are older than me) freespending (theres a no no) get drunk every night at some trendy sushi bar for $65, Gotta have the latest trend that I'll forget about in 4 months, friends. Somewhere in LA there is a woman who thinks for herself, now to find her.

Sometimes I wish i lived elsewhere than LA so that I can meet normal women. People seem so much easier to talk to, and come across more genuine outside LA, I've discovered.

[edit on 15-2-2007 by BASSPLYR]




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