New Dog Breeds

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posted on Dec, 17 2003 @ 10:03 PM
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We have all seen the usual list of crossbred dogs....however, there are some
new breeds out there you might not have heard of before:

Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors.

Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice
of research scientists.

Bull Terrier x #zu = Bull#z, a gregarious but unreliable breed.

Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.

Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh
and clean as a whistle.

Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but it doesn't seem to
matter.

Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that
philandering ex-husband.

Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.




posted on Dec, 19 2003 @ 12:16 AM
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That's funny s#it!



posted on Mar, 12 2004 @ 10:41 AM
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Lol! Where'd you come up with those?



posted on Mar, 12 2004 @ 10:44 AM
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Nice 1 funny as hell!!!!



posted on Mar, 12 2004 @ 10:46 AM
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Originally posted by drunk
Nice 1 funny as hell!!!!


I feel gotta move this to Jokes forum





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