This is my favourite joke ever. Now it may be that i am getting older and can only remember certain jokes, but this one, i love. So much that i
periodically tell my children it. Even though they have heard it so many times, i still laugh :-)
Here goes
There was a duck. He went into a bar and asked the barman:
"Can i have some grapes?"
The barman looked at him, and said,
"we dont sell grapes"
Next night, the duck comes in again, goes up to the bar and asks the barman:
"got any grapes?"
The barman, somewhat bemused by this, says:
"no"
Every night for the next week, the duck comes in, and asks the barman the same question. At the end of the week, the barman is getting a little miffed
at this. So the next night, the duck comes in and asks:
"Got any grapes?"
The barman replies:
"no, and if you come in here and ask me that one more time, i am going to nail your beak to the bar"
Next night, the duck comes in, walks up to the bar and asks the surprised barman:
"got any nails?"
The confused barman answers:
"no"
to which the duck replies:
"got any grapes?"
LOL....i love that joke. As bad as it is, I still love it
wanted to add, please let me know YOUR favourite joke....i need some new material :-)
[edit on 9-2-2007 by geek101]