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Whats the best way to pick up a woman?

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posted on Feb, 8 2007 @ 03:08 PM
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Your in a bar, her herd just went to the bathroom. She's all alone, you move in for the kill. What do you say?

You've know this girl as a friend for years. One day you find your self knocking on her door. She answers. What do you say?

There's this cute red head who is new and doesn't know yet how big of an idiot you really are. Lunch break is in 3 minutes. You walk over to her cubical what do you say?

What the best line that doesn't come off as a cheesefest, or apear like you just want to get her in the sack.




posted on Feb, 8 2007 @ 03:13 PM
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hmmmmm, interesting. I guess the best thing to do is just work up the courage to ask her to dinner. Getting her alone to do this is probably best. Also has she displayed any interest in you what so ever?



posted on Feb, 8 2007 @ 03:14 PM
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On second thought, maybe you shouldn't ask out your friends. If she says no, it could be awkward. If she says yes and then it doesn't work out, you've lost a good friend. So depending on how good of a friend she is would be a good place to start.



posted on Feb, 8 2007 @ 03:23 PM
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Originally posted by Royal76
Your in a bar, her herd just went to the bathroom. She's all alone, you move in for the kill. What do you say?



Wrong timing.

Approach the whole herd at once - this takes WAY more guts and impresses them WAY more....

Plus, if you keep watching her from a distance but keep waiting until she's completely alone before you approach.... then she'll start to think of you as "that creepy guy who keeps watching me from a distance and waiting until I'm all alone - HELP!"



You've know this girl as a friend for years. One day you find your self knocking on her door. She answers. What do you say?



Why have you known her for years but never gotten physical with her?

She likely sees you as "just a friend" and if you try to push it you'll only humiliate yourself. Don't try this.



There's this cute red head who is new and doesn't know yet how big of an idiot you really are. Lunch break is in 3 minutes. You walk over to her cubical what do you say?



"Hi, what are you doing for lunch today?"



What the best line that doesn't come off as a cheesefest, or apear like you just want to get her in the sack.



What's wrong with wanting to get her in the sack? Women are beautiful, dude!

[edit on 8-2-2007 by millerman]



posted on Feb, 8 2007 @ 05:09 PM
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My standard pick up line for all occasions is....


"hey, are you the one they said smells like a goat?"


never fails



posted on Feb, 12 2007 @ 01:32 PM
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Does she slap you or laugh. Plus there are alot of people who like a good smart a$$


[edit on 12-2-2007 by Royal76]



posted on Feb, 13 2007 @ 09:32 AM
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Dude, seriously, look at what you have said so far!


Originally posted by Royal76
Whats the best way to pick up a woman?


Have you dropped her? It just doesn't sound meaningful. That phrase "pick up" - you could be talking about the garbage or a small dog.


Originally posted by Royal76
Your in a bar, her herd just went to the bathroom. She's all alone, you move in for the kill. What do you say?


She moves in herds? Are you after sheep?

Move in for the kill? Are you hunting some type of beast?

What ever you decide to say, don't use the above terms...at least not where she can hear you.

If you actually do see women in this manner, your communication problem can be solved by just elevating the woman to the status of 'human' in your mind. If you want to hold on to the above view of women, then just get a prostitute - no small talk needed there.

I am not trying to flame you, just trying to help.
Seriously, work on your vocabulary and communication will be easier.

I am a poor, old, ugly dog - and still I have never been without the company of a beautiful woman. A good attitude, some charm, and some genuine respect will get a woman's attention every time.



posted on Feb, 13 2007 @ 11:59 AM
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Bend your legs and lift by positioning your center of gravity so that the weight is lifted from your legs, not your arms. You will wreck you back if you go with an arm only lift.

ok, joke aside. The absolute answer to how you should pick up a girl.

You: Hi, my name is ...... and I didn't want the night to end without taking a chance at getting to know you.

If you are in need of a "line" go with this, it never fails.

(said in a rush)
Quick, gimme your number before I change my mind.

get her number and walk away.

call her in 2 days. you don't want to sound desperate but you also don't want to wait too long or she might forget who you are.

me? I'd wait a week but I am unforgettably handsome and charming.



posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 01:14 AM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
Bend your legs and lift by positioning your center of gravity so that the weight is lifted from your legs, not your arms. You will wreck you back if you go with an arm only lift.

ok, joke aside. The absolute answer to how you should pick up a girl.

You: Hi, my name is ...... and I didn't want the night to end without taking a chance at getting to know you.

If you are in need of a "line" go with this, it never fails.

(said in a rush)
Quick, gimme your number before I change my mind.

get her number and walk away.

call her in 2 days. you don't want to sound desperate but you also don't want to wait too long or she might forget who you are.

me? I'd wait a week but I am unforgettably handsome and charming.


I wanna party with this guy! I need a good wingman. Got any more good lines? I get too nervous to be spontanious, unless stuttering is attractive to women? I need to have a line memorized and ready for delivery.



posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 02:28 AM
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Yes you could be our Pied Piper of women right.



posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 07:56 AM
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Originally posted by ViolatoR
I wanna party with this guy! I need a good wingman. Got any more good lines? I get too nervous to be spontanious, unless stuttering is attractive to women? I need to have a line memorized and ready for delivery.


my party days are few and far between of late and it sounds to me like you need to be the wingman pal. If you have a hard time drawing the ladies in, let someone else do it. It will make you more comfortable and perhaps take the edge off that stutter. Stuttering, by the way, can be a usefull tool when, um, how can I say this without upsetting the mods, dining on shellfish?



Originally posted by Royal76
Yes you could be our Pied Piper of women



Pied Piper makes me sound like a pedophile. I do like young women (legal young) but I like em old too. I like em big and small. I like women. It's a sickness of sorts I guess but what's a boy to do?



posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 10:33 AM
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He's married to my sister of all people. But we bring him to the bar and woman just seem to appear like he conjured them.

But He getting stationed in Asia. So unless I feel like traveling I screwed

[edit on 16-2-2007 by Royal76]



posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 10:48 AM
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women only flock to me when I'm in a "gentleman's club" and fanning out a few thousand dollars and that doesn't happen too often but I do go out from time to time with friends and we always seem to wind up with a group of women joining the group.

try rubbing some crips hundred dollar bills behind your ears and around your neck. then sit with your friends and have a good time. don't ogle the ladies and don't try to get their attention with stupid lines. If you see someone who interests you, try and make eye contact. if you can do that, you will know whether or not you should walk over to her and introduce yourself. if you can't manage eye contact, just suck in your gut and make a move but be sure that she is not intentionally avoiding eye contact because she is frightened by you.

lastly, and this is crucial, never, ever mention your childhood hobby of killing the local pets and burying them in your backyard. Apparently almost everyone knows that this act is a precursor to becoming a full fledged, card carrying member of the Serial Killiers Of America Gang (S.K.A.G.). I cannot tell you how many times my SKAG membership came up in conversation after mentioning my old hobby. Things are better now that I know to keep that to myself.



posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 10:52 AM
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhahhhhhhhhahahahahahah..................

Yeah the money always seems to bring even the hotest women around.


lol



posted on Feb, 16 2007 @ 10:58 AM
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I was kidding about the money. (not really but I don't want any of the women on the boards to think I'm onto them)



posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 12:52 AM
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No, he's definetly correct about the money. I used to go to this fast food place that accepted tips (Sonic Burger, it's kinda like an old car-hop joint), however tipping wasn't mandatory like at a restaurant. Anyways, this one hot girl never smiled until I tipped her, then she became clearly excited. $2 turn on.



posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 01:55 AM
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At sonic, if she's hot $5.00, ok $2.00. Just remember that most of these girls are jailbait.



posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 09:10 AM
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you guys are confusing employees looking to make a buck with obtainable women in the dating pool. big difference



posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 11:31 PM
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Originally posted by whaaa
My standard pick up line for all occasions is....


"hey, are you the one they said smells like a goat?"


never fails


Thats the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. It kinda reminds me of a pickup line I used to use with chciks I didn't like.



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 06:55 AM
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Ahhhhh 'the dance'... Gotta love that dance...

Am probably old enough to be all y'alls grandma.
But that's ok, am not dead, yet. lol

Eye contact... If you get eye contact, hold it. She may do one of two things: (1) hold eye contact with you for a bit and then look down, blushing. But she will look back. Then you smile. (2) She may hold eye contact for a bit and smile at you. So smile back. You are a winner either way.


Forget pick up lines like "your legs must be tired from running thru my dreams" or "want to go for pizza and a f***?" The only line you will ever need goes like this:

"Hi!" (smiling) "I'm _____" (no don't fill in that blank with 'horny', say your name!)

This one little line is so powerful because everyone's natural response is to say Hi! back. So when you say Hi!, you are really passing the hot potato on to her. She will then say Hi! back, say her name too, and will usually follow through with a "How are you?" At which point she is starting the conversation. If she doesn't, but just says Hi! and her name then stops, then you ask "How are you?" Just go from there and talk with her.

Mimicking her mood and style is very important: It will subconsciously make you two seem more compatible than if you were to talk loud and happy while she responds quietly. If she is is quiet and calm, then you be quiet and calm; if she is happy, get happy; if she is serious, act serious.

A cool approach technique a guy can try with a chick when she is hanging out in a group (that works!) is for the guy and his homies to position themselves next to her group. Because it may seem kind of awkward for a guy to stick his head in there and hit on her in front of everyone, he just makes eye contact with her, smiling. When she holds that eye contact and smiles back, the guy can follow it with a 'come here' hand gesture, without saying anything but still smiling. At this point she has two options, to shake her head 'no' or to go over near the guy. If she comes over, the guy and her can move to the next step - talking. If she doesn't come over, the guy can wait a bit, finish hearing his homies' story and then head over to her. Once there he can spark up the conversation with an opening sentence: (said in friendly, smiling way):

"So, we finally meet..."

....OR....

"Oh I see, you are too good to walk five feet to come talk to me?"

Girls usually know the bottom line of what you guys want. And the funny thing is that a girl usually wants it too! BUT!! She's not gonna say that, she wants to be romanced first. The guy gets to participate in 'the dance': Eye contact. Smile. Introduction. Smile. Eye contact. Smile. Talk. Smile. Eye contact. Flirt. and etc.

NOMW



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