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Things to think about the next time you touch yourself

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posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 02:14 PM
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I'm just saying that if you don't Rock hard, instead of Rocking soft..The bad men will know...................




posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 03:40 PM
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How can there be bad men when there aren't even bad dogs?



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 03:41 PM
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ohhh there are BAD dogs believe you me!



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 03:46 PM
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Great... now I have to find a new hobby. :bnghd:



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 04:02 PM
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I've been known to be bad

I need to be punished from time to time.



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 04:50 PM
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Takes out the leather whip and whips you for being bad.



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 06:21 PM
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I am the ultimate "punisher" Just look at me...i'm already dressed for it and ready to go.


Also, if anyone has any ideas as to what to think about next time i touch myself, please let me know.

I'm fresh out of ideas.



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 10:03 PM
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ME 2

Me 2

And i really NEED to touch myself....
what to do ?

send me your email love
check my profile for the link

i'll be here



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 10:19 PM
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Originally posted by dgtempe
I am the ultimate "punisher" Just look at me...i'm already dressed for it and ready to go.


Also, if anyone has any ideas as to what to think about next time i touch myself, please let me know.

I'm fresh out of ideas.


How about firefighter wearing turnouts and sporting a STRONG back, and well endowed you know what?



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 10:20 PM
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Ohhhh

We are soooo bad!!!

Author, how in the world did you come up with such a tittle??




posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 10:23 PM
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[edit on 14-2-2007 by LoneGunMan]



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 11:11 PM
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Originally posted by LoneGunMan


[edit on 14-2-2007 by LoneGunMan]


Was it so bad you had to edit all of it out

Funny



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 11:17 PM
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He's off the air, fighting some fire someplace


Sweet dreams LONEGUNMAN....






posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 11:22 PM
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Originally posted by LoneGunMan

Originally posted by dgtempe
I am the ultimate "punisher" Just look at me...i'm already dressed for it and ready to go.


Also, if anyone has any ideas as to what to think about next time i touch myself, please let me know.

I'm fresh out of ideas.


How about firefighter wearing turnouts and sporting a STRONG back, and well endowed you know what?


That is a GREAT fantasy...i am sure that it would be most enjoyed by others as it is by me. But it is not mine to give...
we should all be glad to share.


LOVE
that is
the more you give the more you receive...it is a blessed catch-22!

Imagination is better than knowledge.
Mostly what i have is music.



posted on Feb, 14 2007 @ 11:24 PM
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Originally posted by dgtempe
fighting some fire someplace




OMG...I sure did miss your humor dg


I wonder if he's going to come back in here all red in the face?



posted on Feb, 15 2007 @ 08:50 AM
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forgive me mods but the ladies are clearly in need of some mental stimulation to go along with the other kind of stimulation so, here it is:

think of Crakeur. He's charming, handsome, witty, intelligent and modest.


and he is open to trying almost anything at least once.



posted on Feb, 15 2007 @ 09:01 AM
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Originally posted by dgtempe
He's off the air, fighting some fire someplace



IT is my job you know, having to deal with a lot of hose can by rather tiring! With my fire certification I have a heavy equipment operators license. The duty to serve does run deep and its service to women er others that I strive. Here is my fireman’s motto I live by daily.

"Find em HOT and leave em WET"

It wears me out to do this as many times as I have to but feel it is my service to the community and what they deserve. When you have a late night emergency just dial 911. Oh and make sure you are wearing the appropriate attire ma'am.

To Jen.

Yes it did have to be edited for some rather "tasty" reasons. I would have replaced it with the above message but I had a slippery situation to do deal with and it took an hour of hard work to get it dry again. Then it got wet again and I had to start all over. Valentines day is not for the weak!



posted on Feb, 15 2007 @ 09:09 AM
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"Find em HOT and leave em WET"



I like that!!! You, sir are obviously very dedicated to your fires. I start them you put them out!!!! Wow!!!! Who would have known???

Wooo, i better stop this, i'm getting the vapors- plus my Valentine might get jealous (Jsobecky, that is)



posted on Feb, 15 2007 @ 09:46 AM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
forgive me mods but the ladies are clearly in need of some mental stimulation to go along with the other kind of stimulation so, here it is:

think of Crakeur. He's charming, handsome, witty, intelligent and modest.

How soon before you get me those man thong pictures?



Originally posted by Crakeur

and he is open to trying almost anything at least once.

Including pork sandwiches in a Jewish synagogue



posted on Feb, 15 2007 @ 10:23 AM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
How soon before you get me those man thong pictures?



Quid pro quo Clarice although I did think you wanted to be turned on, not grossed out.


Originally posted by jensouth31
Including pork sandwiches in a Jewish synagogue

hell yes! pork = good and the added thrill of doing it in a "taboo" place would make it all the more pleasurable.

Crakeur can find excitement and pleasure anywhere, anytime. I cannot compete with the studly fireman in the brave and rugged department but I have controlled a blazing inferno or two in my day.




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