Originally posted by jensouth31
Those nasty little sponge textured fungus! eewwww
Oh! I couldn`t agree more,horrid little things taste like dirt!
I love toberlorone,but hate the shape and its down right dangerous to try and eat one when its straight from the fridge.Sadistic twisted Swiss!!!!
I hate getting older,I`m not or have been an overly hairy person but things seem to be changing,hair starts appearing in weird places,and some hair in
the usual places turns spastic and grows abnormally longer than the rest,in the not too distant future I expect to wake up in the morning with an
annoying hair in my mouth(this sometimes happens to all of us) yet mine will be a rouge eye brow hair thats still attached!!!
Mrs and myself went for a holiday in Thailand a few years ago,one place had monkeys on show and a little baby monkey jumped on me,I freaked a little
and held my arm out horizontally so it could sit on my arm comfortably,it started defleaing my arm!!!! Oh how embarrassment,This monkey was looking at
my arm and then looking into my eye`s with the look that said "MY GOODNESS YOUR HAIRY" cheeky little monkey gave me a complex!
A few years ago when I got a hair cut,the hair dresser cut my hair and around my ears as usual,after she had finished with cutting she then got the
electric razor out,thinking she was going to tidy up the side burns etc I thought nothing of it,but instead she ran the razor around the outside of my
ears!!! I freaked whats going on!!! when did I get hairy ears?!!! when was my Mrs going to tell me about this,had she known all along? and decided not
to concern me about this new development or what?
On my shoulder where no adverse visible hair grows,I now find every couple or months a hair thats at least 2 inchs long! I pluck it out,but the
mungrel keeps on coming back!
What could the purpose of these new freaky hairs be? will I find out in 20 or so years to what purpose they will serve?
When I see one of these rouge hairs I pull it out,but its back the next day or so,If I stop, will I just slowly turn into an old wrinkly fur ball for
children to point and stare at? with the resemblance of chubaka?