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You own this soul. Your soul is your own to keep. No warranties, exclusions, guarantees or liabilities. Use your best judgment but be aware that first time success has not been verified or documented. Forgiveness has been found to increase investment gains in the 1000's over time. WE are proud to inform you that not one soul has been permanently lost in all our 7000 years of operations.
Your body comes with no mortgage or monthly premiums and is, without exception, AS IS. When replacement parts are no longer available and/or spark plugs cease firing (which ever comes first) return to the dealership for a replacement of your choice - no additional payments of any sort will ever be asked of you.
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