posted on Feb, 3 2007 @ 02:17 AM
I'd set up several branch offices. I'd go for a rural military base, probably in a southwestern desert. The main problem you'll have is
1. Set up a movie production company.
This will allow you to buy a warehouse, and assemble "movie sets," which in truth are the interiors to your underground base. All of the plumbers,
electricians, etc., can build what they think are "sets for a sci-fi movie," then crate them up and load 'em onto trucks, which they are told will
be frieghted to the "on-location movie set"--actually your secret base. Some of them can ride out to the spot, and bolt the rooms together in what
they believe is a quonset hut (but is in reality an underground cave), before climbing back in the truck for the commute to the city.
2. Every 3 years, turn out a cheezy movie
About aliens. This will exlain the space suits, the "saucer mock-ups" parked out back behind the sound stage, etc. Who knows, maybe you'll make a
mint in the straight-to-video format. What light in the sky? Oh that? That was our space-ship effect; cool, huh???"
You could have major events like a test launch catered, as long as you had some cameras rolling, and a D-list celebrity or two hanging around, getting
drunk in a trailer.