posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 12:17 AM
Good for him.
Remember the story about the fella in Africa who was attacked by a python? He bit it until it let go and beat it with a stick. There was another,
similar story, in the Amazon - a fella was attacked by a large constrictor and he bit it to death. That's right. He bit the damn thing to DEATH.
He kept biting, gnawing with his teeth, until he severed the creature's spine.
Or what about the senior citizen who was attacked by a leopard in Africa? The thing bit his arm, so he grabbed kitty's tongue and ripped it out like
Or the guy in BC who fought off a bear using nothing but a pocket knife? He dodged and weaved and cut the bastard to ribbons.
People can't be afraid to fight back if an animal attacks them. Show momma nature we aren't an easy lunch. Do whatever it takes to survive, whack
the nose, gouge the eyes, smash their genitals with a nearby rock - anything to win the fight and earn an extension on your life.
If you can get away, do so by all means, but if some animal is intent on killing you, there are things you can do that are more effective than
screaming, crying, flailing, and soiling yourself.
Just don't ever fight monkeys. Seriously, I'd dive fifty feet off a cliff into a patch of vinegar-soaked thistles and cracked-out cobras before I
tangled with a monkey one-on-one. They fight like psychopathic child-sized ninjas high on angel dust.