posted on Jan, 26 2007 @ 12:41 PM
So, I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'.............
I was watchin' this program on my fancy 14" zenith television about how you can take two different kinds of plants, and graft them together, and it
will grow as one plant. Hmmmmm.......That really makes me do some thinkin'...........
So I says to myself, Self, what would be really perfect to graft together?
Hmmmmm............... C'mon brain, do some really cool thinkin' and stuff....
A Lemon tree and a Lime tree? Hmmmm, squeeze those fruits, and it would taste like lemon lime soda. Hmmm that would be nice, but there has to be
somethin' more perfect than that..........
How about celery and carrots? That way that really thin girl who works in my office would only have to buy one thing instead of those chopped celery
and carrot sticks she always eats? Nah, she's a pain in the ass, let her buy two things!
Hmmmmm..... I wonder if you grafted corn and peas together, if you would get peas on the cob, or corn in a pod? I gotta do some thinkin' about that
one you bet.
Now here's some good thinkin', how about Barley and hops? That way they could make beer alot quicker. Oh that's sweet genius!
How about a pear and a cactus? In the plant world, cactus really have no talent, and aren't very friendly, and pears have that funny shape and stuff.
I don't know what it would end up being, but I bet that whatever it is, it would remind me of Britney Spears. Nope - FAR from perfect.
Hmmmmm.............. I wonder.............
With clonin' and stuff I wonder if they could graft animals together?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......... Man that would be soooo cool!
Like you could graft together an ant and an ant eater. Man that would be so much fun to watch! That Ant/Ant Eater would be so confused!
Wait! Oh brain, I love you! How about a Turkey and a Centipede? That way there's enough drumsticks to go around at Thanksgiving! That would be sooo
Or like you could graft a pig and a chicken. YEAH! I would call it a Chig. Yep I could go out and grab a Chig, throw it in the microwave and have a
nice bacon and egg breakfast.
Oh man! How about this! A horse and a cow! I would call it a Corse! Yep when a Cowboy is ridin' along on the range on his trusty Corse, if he gets
thirsty and stuff, he can just reach down and get some nice milk. That's better than a cupholder!
Or like you could graft a crab and a whale together. Now that would be JUMBO lump crabmeat!
I think I gotta go and get my fancy chemistry set. I bought the really cool one from Toys R Us, and it's got all kinds of scientific stuff in it and
all. Yep, I'm gonna start tryin' to graft some really cool things and stuff.