Memorable Movie Quotes

The Dark Knight

The Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

Vanilla Sky

Tom Cruise - I'll see you in another life...when we are both cats..

"Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph! "

"You're a errand boy, sent by grocery clerks... to collect
a bill"

"You know, what I could really use here is a cup holder and
a couple of Advil"

"...And like Ozzy Osborne, he was repeatedly accused of
corruption of the young"

"Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and
my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second
shelf but me"

"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China,
and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's
Sporting Goods"

"Holy #! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!"

"Can I buy you a drink, miss? You know there for a moment,
I thought you were a man. But you aren't are you?"
"No, I'm a girl"
"Why don't you go right over there and tell those people that?
Real loud"
"Don't touch me unless you love me"

"This is Agent Johnson... no the other one"

"You're not Death. You're just a kid in a suit"

"I've got a special message for you little pardners out there.
I want you to finish your oatmeal at breakfast and do as your
mom and pa tell you because they know best. Don't ever tell
a lie and say your prayers at night before you go to bed.
And as our friends south of the border say, 'Adios, amigos."

Troy

"Good day for the crows"

"Remove your army from our land"

"I like your land, I think we'll stay, I like your soldiers too"

"They won't fight for you"

"Thats what the obsidians said, and the youpayins, and now, they all fight for me"

"You can't have the whole world agamemnon, its to big, even for you"

"gahh,...I don't want to see another masacer, lets settle this in the old manner, your best fighter against my best"

"And if my man wins?"

"We'll leave theselle for good"
"But if I win, you'll fight for me when ever I call"

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"Okima!!!"

"Achillies!!!"

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LAUGHTER
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"Carefull KING!!"

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RIDER APPROACHES
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"Achilles is not with the army"

"Where is he?"

"I sent a boy to go look for him"

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"My Lord...Your king calls"

"I'll speak to your king in the morning"

"But my lord, it is morning.."

"I was having a good dream,...A very good dream"

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"They say you can't be killed!!"

"I wouldn't be bothering with the sheild then, now would I?"

"But the Thesolonian your fighting, he's the biggest man I've ever seen, I wouldn't want to fight him"

"That is why no one will remember your name"
"ahhh"

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"Perhaps you should fight when your better rested"
"I should have you wipped, for your impotence"

"Maybe you should fight him"

"Achillies, look at the mens faces, you could save hundreds of them, let them go home to their wives. You could end this battle with a swing of your sword."

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"Imagine a king who fights his own battles"
"Wouldn't that be a sight"

"Of all the warlords loved by the gods, I hate him the most"

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CLASHCLINGSTABDROP
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"Is there no one else?"
"IS THERE NO ON ELSE?"

"Who are you soldier?"

"Achillies, son of odyseus"

"The ruler of theselle carries this sceptor,...give it to your king"

"He's not my king"

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That was by heart, I couldn't remember if it was "odyseus" or some other "yseus" person, a few words were hypothesized as well, lol

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Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, f**k off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we f**k off, O Lord?

Life of Brian

Nice, lol I'll have to get that, or is it a tv show? I don't watch much tv so if it is I may miss it.
Kinda sounds like a "Bruce Almighty" type of movie.

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Not sure if you were replying to me or not but if you were it's from a Monty Python movie called Life of Brian. You can watch the clip here:
www.youtube.com...

Priscilla Queen of the Desert:

(Bernadette)... One more push, I'm gonna to smack his face so hard he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth!

Harlem Nights::

(Vera)... YOU shut the f**k up, Bennie! I would tell you to kiss my ass, but knowing you, you probably can't find it, you blind motherf****r!

Slither:

(Jack)...Praise *Jesus*? That's f**king pushing it! This s**t's about as far from God as s**t can get! Either of you ever seen anything like that? You even heard of anything like that? Huh? Me neither... and I watch Animal Planet all the f**king time!

Starship Troopers:

(Dizzy)...My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything.
(Jean)...Really? I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that.
[to Carmen]
(Jean)...You.
(Carmen)...They wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed.
(Jean)...Correct. Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is merely wishful thinking at its worst.

We do not have to beat them. Just fight them"
William Wallace's Pops

Sergeant, you get that contraband stogie out of my face, before I shove it so far up your a$$ you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it!

Clint Eastwood: Heartbreak Ridge

From "The Blues Brothers":

Elwood notices a police car behind him with its flashing lights on:

Elwood: "Sh#t."

Jake: "What?"

Elwood: "Rollers."

Jake: "Sh#t."

When Deb returned to the tetherball court and Napoleon Dynamite delivers his immortal romantic line "I caught you a delicious bass. Wanna play me?"

William Wallace to the Irish in Braveheart:You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide the people with freedom.

Serenity/Firefly



Malcom Reynolds "I'm confused, I'm angry, and I'm armed"

"Half of writing history is hiding the truth"

"Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it."

Simon Tam: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can...how do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?
Malcom Reynods: You don't know me, son, so let me put this to you plainly: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake. You'll be facing me. And you'll be armed.

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