Memorable Movie Quotes

"Let's not ask for the moon...we have the stars!" - Now Voyager, Bette Davis

"It's not the truth that hurts...it's the sudden realization of it!" - The Pleasure of His Company, Charlie Ruggles to Fred Astaire

"If you can't be chic...be odd!" - The Grass is Greener, Cary Grant to Deborah Kerr

"They say...A sinner is a someone who knows God - A priest is someone in search of him." - The Proposition, Kenneth Branagh

"Murderers always find it difficult to keep things simple. They can't keep themselves from elaborating!" - A Caribbean Mystery, Miss Marple





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Captian Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Airplane



Clifford Worley: 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

Vincenzo Coccotti: Ohhh!

Clifford Worley: Huh? Hey! Hey! Hey!

Vincenzo Coccotti: You're a cantaloupe.

True Romance

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"Back and to the left...back and to the left...back and to the left"

A classic, memorable conspiracy theory line.

I am surprised nobody mentioned this one...

Martian: Don't run! We are your friends! *ZZZAP*

Mars Attacks!


Narrator: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Fight Club

There's TRUE statistics, there!

"Mikey, why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? I love you with all-a my heart, if I don't see-a you again soon, I'm-a gonna die..." -clemenza, 'the godfather'

Clemenza: All right, you just shot 'em both. Now what do you do?
Michael: Sit down and finish my dinner.
(the godfather)

Sonny: How's Paulie?
Clemenza: Oh, Paulie... won't see him no more.
(the godfather)

Kay Adams: How did he do that?
Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay Adams: What was it?
Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured the bandleader, that either his signature or his brains would be on the contract.
(the godfather)

i'm just a huge fan of the godfather!

"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten." - the wolf, 'pulp fiction'

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"- harry callahan (clint eastwood), dirty harry.

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet #! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET # on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how #ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys #. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead 'n-word' in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead 'n-word's ain't my #ing business, that's why!

-pulp fiction


Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Juleson't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot #in' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: # yeah. I got my technique down and everything!

-pulp fiction


Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
-scarface

Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of #in' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your #in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
-scarface

Tony Montana: You know what? # you! How about that?
-scarface

Immigration Officer #1: Okay, so what do you call yourself? ¿Cómo se llama?
Tony Montana: Antonio Montana. And you, what you call yourself?
-scarface

Tony Montana:Say hello to my little friend!
-scarface

Seth: Well, your best better get a hell of a lot #ing better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot #ing worse.
-from dusk till dawn

Kate: Are you okay?
Seth: Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
-from dusk till dawn

Billy Loomus?? BILLY LOOMUS?! What the f***!!
#SCREAM 2

Are you alone in the house??
#SCREAM

.. Sorry, couldn't resist

I want your BOOTS, Your CLOTHES and Your MOTORCYCLE...

Terminator

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and i love this one..

Vivian Jaffe: Have you ever transcended space and time?
Albert Markovski: Yes. No. Uh...time, not space. No, I have no idea what you're talking about.
I HEART HUCKABEES


and

"Look at these a$$holes.."
OWEN WILSON in THE DARJEELING LIMITED

gets me everytime :p



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This was a funny quote-

Son-My uncle was nothing but a lie and a drunk

Father- So that still didn't stop him from being a good Catholic


I wish I could remember the title to the movie maybe someone can help me. The two brothers got out the gloves in the movie and duked it out.

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A Few Good Men..


Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): You #in' people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son.

Tom Cruise (Kaffee): Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy. And you're under arrest, you son of a bitch.



Oh yer!!



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sorry if they've been posted.

Big Lebowski-I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?


And the "jesus" rant.

*****Explicit language******

Originally posted by pretty_vacant
A Few Good Men..


Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): You #in' people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son.

Tom Cruise (Kaffee): Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy. And you're under arrest, you son of a bitch.



Oh yer!!

What is it, just before or after(?) that exchange, Nicholson says, "I’m gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull! You f***ed with the wrong marine!”

Talk about your memorable movie quotes!


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"I think you're going to need a bigger boat" - Jaws

"They're here..." - Poltergeist

"Phone home" - E.T.

"Surely you must be kidding"
"No, I'm not kidding, and don't call me Shirley" - Airplane

"There's a problem in the cockpit"
"What is it?"
"The small room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now" - Airplane

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father....prepare to die!" - Princess Bride

"Who are you?"
"No one of consequence"
"Tell me, I must know..."
"Get used to disappointment..." - Princess Bride

"Goonies never say die!" - Goonies

"Wolverines!" - Red Dawn

"I feel the need...the need for speed" - Top Gun

"What'd you do with Sully?"
"I let him go" - Commando (after Arnold let Sunny go...as he dropped him off a cliff)

"Luke, use the Force" - Star Wars

"Wow, the Spaceballs just went to plaid..." - Spaceballs

"Easy miss, I've got you"
"You've got me? Who's got you!!!???" - Superman

The Usual Suspects

Dave Kujan: (About Keyser Soze) "Do you believe in him, Verbal?"

Verbal: "Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

"I do believe in spooks...I do believe in spooks...I do, I do, I do, I do!

...guess that one LOL!

First that came to mind!

"Death is certain - Life is not"

-Briefly flashed tattoo in the movie "Training Day" (Denezel Washington). Don't know if it technically qualifies as a "movie quote" (it can also be seen elsewhere in the world in other contexts and I've seen it on other tattoos), but I still think its a great little quip.