posted on Jul, 10 2007 @ 05:06 PM
First one might be a little long for some of you to read but...
"Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd
point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to
finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his
life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets! - A woman... so ugly on the
inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's
not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shi**y could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight
- John Doe from Se7en
"He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take, and he still has Hell to look forward to."
- Dr. Beardsley also from Se7en
"They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
- Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption
"We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
"I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog."
- Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber
"I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna f**in' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty."
- Barry from Punch Drunk Love
"Heineken? F*** that s***! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
- Frank Booth from Blue Velvet
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response
were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award
you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
- Principal from Billy Madison
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to
health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered,
"Look, bit**, you knew I was a snake."
- Indian in Natural Born Killers
[edit on 7/10/2007 by ddoT]