posted on Jan, 19 2007 @ 09:37 AM
So I was sittin' here doin' some thinkin' when I looked outside and saw that it was starting to snow. Yep, the first snow we've seen here in
Philly this winter.
Man, I bet we got a good 1/8th of an inch! So my son comes up to me and says in his little 3 year old voice "Dad, I was doin' some thinkin', and I
want to make a snow man!"
Yep, that little boy is already doin' some thinkin'!
So I put on his boots, his gloves, his winter pants, his jacket, his scarf, his hat, and pull his hood up. Then I call our trusty dog Yabaastad,
"Hurry up Yabaastad, let's go outside!", and we head out into the frozen tundra of our backyard.
So I start scrapin' up all the snow I can find.
"Hey Dad! I found some really fancy yellow snow!"
So I says "Get away from that snow Yabaastad!" Then I says "Leave that yellow snow alone son, we only want the white snow!!"
So after a couple hours of scrapin up all the snow I could find We start buildin'........ So I have a nice 6" mound of snow, and I make 3 really
cool snowballs, and stack them on top of one another.
"Dad, that is one fancy snowman!"
"Yep it sure is Son!"
Then out of nowhere Yabaastad comes running over and crashes into that snowman, breakin' it into like a billion pieces and stuff.
So I yell "YABAASTAD! GET IN THAT HOUSE RIGHT NOW YABAASTAD!" And I see my neighbor lookin' out at me lookin' all upset and stuff.
Next thing I hear is my wife sayin' "The phones for you - somebody from PETA."
PETA - what the heck is PETA?
Yep that 6" mound of dirty snow is one fancy snowman!