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posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 06:49 AM
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A penguin is driving along and his car just quits.
He calls a tow truck and has his car towed into town.
The mechanic tells the penguin that it could take a couple of hours before he knows what is wrong with his car. So the penguin decides to take a walk. He comes to a supermarket and wanders in. He's kinda bored just wandering around looking at food until he happens to spot the ice cream freezer!
He jumps inside and starts eating ice cream and enjoying the cold air inside the freezer. By the time he's done he is completely covered in ice cream. He wanders back to the garage to see if his car is fixed yet and the mechanic says "looks like you blew a seal".
The penguin gets a little red in the face and says "no, it's only ice cream".
:shk:




posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 07:23 AM
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I'm not sure wtf is going on, but I found it to be funneh.




posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 07:32 AM
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with subtitles hahaha


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[edit on 4-2-2007 by Lysergic]



posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 10:07 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
I'm not sure wtf is going on, but I found it to be funneh.


My German's a little rusty, but I believe he may be a right wing political blogger..



posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 06:59 PM
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Originally posted by Beer_Guy
A penguin is driving along and his car just quits.
He calls a tow truck and has his car towed into town.
The mechanic tells the penguin that it could take a couple of hours before he knows what is wrong with his car. So the penguin decides to take a walk. He comes to a supermarket and wanders in. He's kinda bored just wandering around looking at food until he happens to spot the ice cream freezer!
He jumps inside and starts eating ice cream and enjoying the cold air inside the freezer. By the time he's done he is completely covered in ice cream. He wanders back to the garage to see if his car is fixed yet and the mechanic says "looks like you blew a seal".
The penguin gets a little red in the face and says "no, it's only ice cream".
:shk:


That has to be in my top 3 on this thread, it's a great joke...



posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 07:22 PM
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Hey guys, thanks for the jokes. Works riding me like a Harley at the moment, I will get back to rating the jokes shortly!

And blew a seal is definitely up there. Might have a new leader...



posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 02:44 AM
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posted on Feb, 5 2007 @ 06:27 AM
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vanilla ice goes postal





posted on Feb, 6 2007 @ 05:26 AM
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A bear and a rabbit are having a poo in the forrest

The bear turns to the rabbit and asks

"do you have trouble with poo stiking to your fur?"

The rabbit looks confused and replies "no?"

The bear then wipes his bum with the rabbit.



posted on Feb, 6 2007 @ 05:41 AM
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Don't ask my why, but I get a kick outta the gassy videos.











:shk:



posted on Feb, 9 2007 @ 11:29 AM
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I watched this today and couldn't help but laugh, it's so ridiculous.




posted on Feb, 9 2007 @ 05:47 PM
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A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
House with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
Break something. The boy continues.
"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off.
You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a
Short trip to the shopping center.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it
Lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries
gets The urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in
time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and
can't believe What she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing
is in the Toilet! She calls her doctor.

The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her
he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives, she leads
him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees. And he takes a
long, hard look at the thing.

Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be
And POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls,
Etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
First time I've ever actually SEEN a fart !"


You're laughing aren't you..I know you are!!!



posted on Feb, 9 2007 @ 06:00 PM
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Picture of a horrible highway accident in Germany.
The picture may be kind of hard to take for some of you.
If you look closely you can see what appear to be some
survivors of the accident still in the wreckage.
Although the picture is quite graphic, it makes you realize
how quickly our loved ones can be taken from us.

My friend stayed on the scene to help and even though he
performed mouth to mouth on quite a few of them,
none apparently survived.


















posted on Feb, 10 2007 @ 08:52 AM
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First, in reference to originality, I think it was Carl Reiner who said there are only 7 known jokes in the world. The rest are just re-works of the same 7.

A guy walks into a liquor store.
He says "Give me a case of beer. Anything but Red Dog."
The clerk says "Sure. But why no Red Dog?"
The guy says "Last week I drank a case of Red Dog, and it made me blow chunks"
The clerk says "Hell, a case of ANY beer would make you blow chunks"
The guy says "You don't understand. Chunks is my dog!"


This joke is better told then written.
It needs a fast, flat delivery.
I've loved this joke for over a decade.
:w:



posted on Feb, 10 2007 @ 10:42 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
with subtitles hahaha


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[edit on 4-2-2007 by Lysergic]


DUDE
Something is seriously wrong with that kid!



posted on Feb, 10 2007 @ 01:13 PM
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A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.


One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.



The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story....


Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.





posted on Feb, 11 2007 @ 02:05 PM
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Originally posted by whatukno

Originally posted by Lysergic
with subtitles hahaha


Google Video Link


[edit on 4-2-2007 by Lysergic]


DUDE
Something is seriously wrong with that kid!


Wow, all I can say is WOW.
I would hate to be his parent...

[edit on 11-2-2007 by chris01621]



posted on Feb, 11 2007 @ 02:09 PM
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posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 09:35 AM
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roflmao Mein Kampfy Chair!

Reminds me of Monty Python's "Spanish Inquisition" scetch



posted on Feb, 17 2007 @ 10:19 AM
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Beer_Guy,


Iv'e read down so far to the doctor and toilet one and its the first one that got a lol from me. Yeah some of the rest were cute and I smiled but it made me acually laugh that was a good one. Also the one following it about the beer bottles made me laugh. Thanks





 
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