posted on Feb, 4 2007 @ 06:37 AM
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the
woman at the window, "I want to open a damn checking
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir.
I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it." I said, "I want to open a damn
checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
manager to inform him of her situation. The manager
agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that
foul language. They both return to the window and the
manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be
the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem." the man says. "I just won
$200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to
put my damn money in this damn bank"
"I see," says the manager, "and is this the b**ch
who's giving you a hard time?"