At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher
was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member
of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,", Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes,
and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y"
and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the
axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

"As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes!

"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent
on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us
with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every
sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences,
we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line."

President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the
potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become
exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex."

Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue
to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."


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haha, very funny...al-gebra, that's great

Ah yes, I recieved that in an e-mail from my mom. Very funny

Dont this belong somewhere in the BTS forums?

I Dont Know If Thsi Was A fact I Just Heard Some Guy He Said He WAs On One Of The American Airlines Flight And They Wouldnt Stop The Plane And He Quote Said "Do I Have To Have A Bomb To Stop This Plane" And Goverment Agents Were Undercover On The Flight And They Startins Kicking His Azz Right There

Damn, I thought this site is some kind of a serious one...

this is serious. in a dumbed down society, brains are an illegal weapon to possess. in a society built on lies, the truth is an illegal substance.

thats funny ,great algebra