Originally posted by Realtruth
All kidding or maybe more kidding a side there is an entire site on how to catch, prepare and cook an alien.
No wonder they don't show themselves more.
Sweet! I hadn't ever looked at that site. I see he also pulls the skin off with pliers.
I tried mounting one once, but the local taxidermist didn't want to do it, and it just ended up a mess. When you roll the skin up with salt like a
deer hide to tan it, it sort of dissolves. Which leaves me to wonder if you toss a heavy salt solution on one, could you kill it that way.
Personally, I sneak up from behind with a Gerber LMF. You have to make sure not to stare at them or they'll sense you. Grab across their chin and
mouth with your left hand, crank the head to the side, and insert the knife either in their wind gate or in the clavicle. In the clavicle works
better, you sort of stir the knife around and you cut their subclavian vein and artery. They sort of make these weird "memee meemeeeme" sounds and
fire their mind ray off wildly a few times and it's all over.
The brachial stun trick just doesn't work like it does on a human, you smack them on the neck and next thing you know it's an anal probing you
won't forget. You can't let them get off a good shot with that little crystal wand thing.
The brown monks and blue doctors aren't worth eating, though.