To Sleeper, for some no videos or actual sightings is necessary. Somehow, some just know without proof... why, I don't know. However I personally I
feel I have had contact once, and in the most unlikely of circumstances. I was profoundly influenced by this single short lasting occurance. The MOST
surprising thing was how an answer came from what was a question that I asked in sort of a telepathic way that noone but myself knew I had asked. My
question was simply "do you really exist?". Two days later I was sitting in a public place when a woman I never met motioned me over to talk, almost
immediately I felt in a dreamlike state of mind as I sat down to chat. The conversation was mostly centered around things she knew about me that this
stranger really couldn't have known (personal things). And then at one point she asked "how does it feel to truely free your mind?", a very odd
question from a stranger, but seemingly not odd at that moment. And when I asked "how did you find me?" she said "I didn't - you contacted me".
Sleeper: Yo Adrian Don’t touch the pad lock on the fridge while I’m on vacation.........
Sleeper’s wife: I told you I'm not going near no Aliens!!...... Have fun in Tahiti babe.
Milton: (Telepathically speaking to Sleeper) When I get out of here you lil ingrate I’m going to make you chase chickens all day long. You’re
going down in history as the great chicken chaser. YOU HEAR ME KID!!..........
Sleeper: (telepathically speaking to Milton) A yo come on Milt you’ll be ok, you got Twinkies, all of Tommy’s Yoo-Hoo, I even trapped Lear in
there with ya. Besides its only for a week.........
John Lear: I’m not talking to either of you (crying). Sleeper let me out I don’t want to be in here with this monster (more crying).......
Milton: who you callen a monster. I’m a high level ET you ingrate and that tutu makes your butt look big!!........
John Lear: (crying hysterically) Oh you little blue *&^%!! You are a monster this is the second time you have said that about my butt in two different
tutus (crying again)........
Sleeper hearing nothing but shrill muffled sounds coming from the fridge thinks Lear and Milt are having the time of there lives so he kisses his wife
good bye and heads for Tahiti. After a long flight Sleeper gets to his hotel room changes into swim shorts and heads to relax and get a tan at the
To Sleeper’s surprise as he arrives at the spot where he was going to lay down on a lawn chair he finds Milton being fanned and fed a strange fruit
not of this world by six beautiful purple woman......
Sleeper: A yo ……..um…… Milt how…..um……… how did you get here?......
Milton: YOU INGRATE!! Haven’t you learned anything; you need to stop watching that “signs” movie. The only reason you’re here is because you
deserve a vacation.........
Sleeper: What? Yo you rally mean that Milt? I can really enjoy this? Why? I thought you said……......
As Sleeper is talking Milton snaps two of his three fingers and a droned faced Tommyknockers appears out of thin air holding a Yoo-hoo in his hand.
One of the beautiful purple woman grab the Yoo-Hoo from Tommy and he disappears. Milton takes a sip from the Yoo-Hoo that is being fed to him by the
Milton: Look Ingrate your vacation has been approved by the way top guys. It’s that Izarith kid your work turned him from a level –2 awareness to
0 awareness level now he just has 7 to go. All thank to your typing fingers. You did good kid, you did good.....
Sleeper: I thought there were only 7 levels 1 to 7?.......
Milton: So did I kid, so did I.........
Sleeper: I cant believe this so I really get a vacation!!.........
That whole week in Tahiti people were mystified and could not explain what happened there at that resort. Reports say that a crazy man who after
talking to an empty lawn chair was seen chasing a chicken that spontaneously came into existence for the rest of the week. The chicken had super
natural powers and could turn right angels at a high rate of speed. If it had not been for the constant clucks form the chicken and the shouts of
utter frustration from the man the chicken could have been classified a UFO. The people of Tahiti have called the man the notorious
To stay on topic with more than one line.
Sleeper do ET”s really make super natural chickens?
Im freakin out right now man. My girlfriend just told me that she is pregnant. That is impossible, due to the fact that she takes her birth control
religiously and there has never been problems like this before. HOw in the HELL did this happen???? I am so confused and freaked out right now, i
have like 3billion things going through my head. I am only 26 and didn't even think about having a child until my 30's. OMG!!!!!! i don't know what
to do man.
i really don't understand how this has happened as birth control is 99.9% effective and i am not unlucky enough to be the.01%.
Any advice, answers, solutions? Please. i don;t know what to do.
Welcome to the .01% club. Roll with it man it’s the greatest gift you could ever be given.
One year from now you will wonder how you could have ever thought any different. Unconditional love, there really is no better way to understand what
Sleeper spoke truth when he made his "no doubt about it" statement that we die to this earth life when when we are suppose to, and also about how a
soul is plugged into this world whether or not you had 99.8% protection-like it or not.
Women/men cannot get pregnant unless they are suppose to.
If a child is suppose to happen, it is for a reason that may or may not make sense to you right now or ever.
It is suppose to be...but only 100 percent of the time...Why? because it happened.
I can tell you my "oops kid" is the most wonderful experience I coulld ever have imagined. Good and bad and perfectly suppose to be.
The first thing I would recommend is logging off of ATS and go be with your girlfriend right now. You guys are family now. You think you feel weird?
Imagine what she is feeling.
Dang I almost made myself cry.
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