Adventures of Sleeper Balboa part #2
(Pleas click on video for musical background)
Sleeper: Yo Adrian Don’t touch the pad lock on the fridge while I’m on vacation.........
Sleeper’s wife: I told you I'm not going near no Aliens!!......
Have fun in Tahiti babe.
Milton: (Telepathically speaking to Sleeper) When I get out of here you lil ingrate I’m going to make you chase chickens all day long. You’re
going down in history as the great chicken chaser. YOU HEAR ME KID!!..........
Sleeper: (telepathically speaking to Milton) A yo come on Milt you’ll be ok, you got Twinkies, all of Tommy’s Yoo-Hoo, I even trapped Lear in
there with ya. Besides its only for a week.........
John Lear: I’m not talking to either of you (crying). Sleeper let me out I don’t want to be in here with this monster (more crying).......
Milton: who you callen a monster. I’m a high level ET you ingrate and that tutu makes your butt look big!!........
John Lear: (crying hysterically) Oh you little blue *&^%!! You are a monster this is the second time you have said that about my butt in two different
tutus (crying again)........
Sleeper hearing nothing but shrill muffled sounds coming from the fridge thinks Lear and Milt are having the time of there lives so he kisses his wife
good bye and heads for Tahiti. After a long flight Sleeper gets to his hotel room changes into swim shorts and heads to relax and get a tan at the
beach.
To Sleeper’s surprise as he arrives at the spot where he was going to lay down on a lawn chair he finds Milton being fanned and fed a strange fruit
not of this world by six beautiful purple woman......
Sleeper: A yo ……..um…… Milt how…..um……… how did you get here?......
Milton: YOU INGRATE!! Haven’t you learned anything; you need to stop watching that “signs” movie. The only reason you’re here is because you
deserve a vacation.........
Sleeper: What? Yo you rally mean that Milt? I can really enjoy this? Why? I thought you said……......
As Sleeper is talking Milton snaps two of his three fingers and a droned faced Tommyknockers appears out of thin air holding a Yoo-hoo in his hand.
One of the beautiful purple woman grab the Yoo-Hoo from Tommy and he disappears. Milton takes a sip from the Yoo-Hoo that is being fed to him by the
woman..........
Milton: Look Ingrate your vacation has been approved by the way top guys. It’s that Izarith kid your work turned him from a level –2 awareness to
0 awareness level now he just has 7 to go. All thank to your typing fingers. You did good kid, you did good.....
Sleeper: I thought there were only 7 levels 1 to 7?.......
Milton: So did I kid, so did I.........
Sleeper: I cant believe this so I really get a vacation!!.........
Milton: hehehe…… hahaha……guaguaguaguagua!!!.......
Sleeper: what’s so funny?.............
That whole week in Tahiti people were mystified and could not explain what happened there at that resort. Reports say that a crazy man who after
talking to an empty lawn chair was seen chasing a chicken that spontaneously came into existence for the rest of the week. The chicken had super
natural powers and could turn right angels at a high rate of speed. If it had not been for the constant clucks form the chicken and the shouts of
utter frustration from the man the chicken could have been classified a UFO. The people of Tahiti have called the man the notorious
chicken-chaser!!
To stay on topic with more than one line.
Sleeper do ET”s really make super natural chickens?
Mr. Lear do you remember any contact with ET’s?
Miss you both……….
[edit on 5-2-2008 by Izarith]
-He is hallucinating
