china troop build up in mexico

Originally posted by Kriskaos
my grandfather a WWII vet and resistence agent said to my mother that one day the chinese will be everywhere. could he have forseen the future.

He most be. Ever go to Wal-Mart made in china everywhere!!

one of the supposed "witnesses" stated that there "arent as many troops as reported but there are russian troops in canada"... just to go against everyone who is taking the whole 900,000 troops thing as a reason to believe its not true.

i swear, i provide too much fuel to conspiricies i dont believe.

i dont know if i believe the 90k troops in mexico, but if they wanted to take over panama, it would be to take south america.

Invasion of america lol.

It's all true, I swear.
The Chinese are invading the US next week. Their goal is to make every citizen eat Chop Suey and wear black pants and white shirts with little straw hats.

General Elvis Presley of the 1st Armoured Karaoke Division will be leading the attack. But not from Canada or Mexico as expected. No. Their forward base is the moon, where they will fly down on your cities wearing Space 1999 astronaut suits and firing ray guns at anyone who refuses to mispronounce the letter "L".

How do I know all this is true? Well NASA discovered that Beagle hasn't actually destroyed itself on Mars. It was waylaid by the evil commies and used as a portable radio to order a beef in black bean sauce with egg fried rice from a San Francisco takeaway and during the conversation (in between "what number is dat?" and "what time you rike dat for?") one of the little yellow men inadvertently happened to mention the impending invasion of the US.

And contrary to public belief there are not 90,000 red Chinese massed on the Mexican border. No. You're way past that point of no return. The little buggers have already gone to Las Vegas where they are playing 24 hour Keno in the MGM Grand. It's thought that as long as they're kept in prawn crackers and don't lose too heavily, that the invasion plans are on hold. US defence forces are already moving an extra 5000 slot machines to the casino to try and delay them further.

Of course, this could be all rumour, but I swear it's true because even though it sounds impossible, someone told me that their mother's brother's cat was ill so she took it down the veterinarian and she heard it from a lady whilst they were having Tiddles wormed and checked for feline haltiosis. Apparently this lady had talked to a long lost cousin who happened to chat to someone "in the know".

Originally posted by Leveller
It's all true, I swear.
The Chinese are invading the US next week. Their goal is to make every citizen eat Chop Suey and wear black pants and white shirts with little straw hats.

General Elvis Presley of the 1st Armoured Karaoke Division will be leading the attack. But not from Canada or Mexico as expected. No. Their forward base is the moon, where they will fly down on your cities wearing Space 1999 astronaut suits and firing ray guns at anyone who refuses to mispronounce the letter "L".

How do I know all this is true? Well NASA discovered that Beagle hasn't actually destroyed itself on Mars. It was waylaid by the evil commies and used as a portable radio to order a beef in black bean sauce with egg fried rice from a San Francisco takeaway and during the conversation (in between "what number is dat?" and "what time you rike dat for?") one of the little yellow men inadvertently happened to mention the impending invasion of the US.

And contrary to public belief there are not 90,000 red Chinese massed on the Mexican border. No. You're way past that point of no return. The little buggers have already gone to Las Vegas where they are playing 24 hour Keno in the MGM Grand. It's thought that as long as they're kept in prawn crackers and don't lose too heavily, that the invasion plans are on hold. US defence forces are already moving an extra 5000 slot machines to the casino to try and delay them further.

Of course, this could be all rumour, but I swear it's true because even though it sounds impossible, someone told me that their mother's brother's cat was ill so she took it down the veterinarian and she heard it from a lady whilst they were having Tiddles wormed and checked for feline haltiosis. Apparently this lady had talked to a long lost cousin who happened to chat to someone "in the know".

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lmao

Originally posted by Leveller
It's all true, I swear.

damn! youre good!

# I better hide my 2 cats!!

Originally posted by razorbackhater
at least we know for a fact the chinese have invaded just about everything you buy.

Whos' fault is that ?

Originally posted by Solarix

Originally posted by Leveller
It's all true, I swear.

damn! youre good!

He could probably tell us who shot JFK

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Originally posted by razorbackhater
at least we know for a fact the chinese have invaded just about everything you buy.
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Whos' fault is that ?

don't know... i would guess the people, but they make no demands for american products. do you know how hard it is to find american made things?

would they need to build up troops in mexico?

As one of my favorite comedians (I believe it was Rodney Carington) put it:
"Dont piss off the Chineese, they could put up a good fight if they kyaked over!"

All know the Cuba Missle Crisis right,US almost declare a war against USSR.It is unbelievable that China deploy troops there.
P.R.China now can drop bomb on US from space,after successful launch of its first Manned Spacecraft,i think.(Does NMD works? No.)

[Edited on 27-12-2003 by omkao]

It's all true, I swear.

Finally the voice of reason

Got to love our nuclear sheild......

dancing with the devil I tell you!

www.thewatcherfiles.com...

www.eagleforum.org...

[Edited on 2-1-2004 by EPLURIBUSUNUM]

u guys have only got the number wrong. not 90,000, but 9,000,000, along with 200,000 tanks, numerous artilleries, 6th generation air fighters, bombers, and lots of secret weapons of mass destruction have been deployed all around the US. Our satellites floating in the space are actaully able to give you missile rain any time, and bomb your nuke arsenal to zero within 20 min. Our PLA will soon march into the US, of which the glorious history is going to end in a matter of a month. you have no choice but surrender.

come on, give me a break

They would have attacked last month but they all had Montezuma's Revenge.

It sounds so stupid to say that all these troops are on your border bush would have gone to war at the drop of one of there strwa hats so to say he would let them deploy so many troops is mad. I do though beleive that the next war will be against the chinnese as when I was in the paras thats who we were trained to fight against.

laugh all you want. the (self)fulfillment of prophecy(nostradamus) will be manufactured to spec. the chinese are the big ones to beat just through sheer numbers. the hive mind thing is their strength and their weakness(ie. everything by the book, STRICTLY by the book).
war between the chinese and america has already nearly broken out over taiwan(now the first cashless society, NWO scores one).
as pointed out, the chinese have ALREADY invaded. go check your local wa-ma-t for american products. who owns that super chain(wa-ma-t, home depo, stapos) anyway? what are their affilitations?
i can almost guarantee that war with china is in the cards. of course, this war will be a 'play'. the real reason for going to war is to break stuff and then fix it(from chaos, order, ....problem. reaction. solution). it's too great a business opportunity for the old boy's to pass up.