posted on Jan, 9 2007 @ 03:30 PM
Dearest members of the Boston walking with umbrellas elite,
Hey there! You may recognize me from walking down Summer Street the other day. Well my lovelies, I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you for
what is now the beginning of a nice black eye!
See, as you may have noticed...I am a little on the tall side. The pointy parts of your umbrella
are exactly eye level with...well...my eyes. Now as someone who is often late myself, I understand that you all must rush, with your umbrellas
covering your faces, making it quite obvious that you can't see....buuuut, I must ask that you not plow me over while trying to walk to work
the lady that poked me in the eye with her umbrella...I must say thank you, for turning my face so many pretty colors.
Seriously though, I can't stand it!!!!!!!! "Umbrella people" They parade through the city NOT watching where they are going, bumping into everyone
with their little umbrella pokies jutting out all over everywhere! Then when you finally reach a dry spot...be it inside a building, on on the
t....THEY SHAKE THE UMBRELLA ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO EVEN DOES THAT!?!?!?!
If anything, there should be a course every now and then on umbrella courtesy and safety. Those things are dangerous! It's all fun and games until
someone loses an eye.............................