You know at some point that man had to scream, DAMN YOU TEXT MESSAGING DAMN YOU TO THE PITS OF HELL!
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He might be lucky..
I have the dubious claim to fame of having once stood next to John Wayne Bobbit at the unrinal. (My office was on the same floor as a small cable tv
station he was appearing on). Of course normal manners dictate staring straight ahead, but I did take a quick glance, purely out of curiousity, and
can confirm he has been in the hands of a particularly skilled surgeon... (oo-er)
still.. the thought still makes you cross your legs..
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