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reply posted on 22-12-2003 @ 12:15 PM by billybob


one of my faves is one you see here at ATS all the time. the word 'proof' with a question mark after it. 'proof' gets a period, or it's not proof.



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reply posted on 22-12-2003 @ 12:24 PM by ZeddicusZulZorander


Hi, how are you?

99.999999% of the time...they could not give a crap how you are. I ask back, why are you so nosy? You with the CIA?



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reply posted on 29-12-2003 @ 07:28 PM by James the Lesser


Duh, how many quarters are in Twenty-Five Cents? How many Lincolns can you burn with a rock? And my favorite, Dude, how the hell do you turn this damn thing on? What is it? Stupid pencil.(Guess what happens when you paint the inside of a shed with the doors closed?) HAHAHAHAHA



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reply posted on 29-12-2003 @ 07:49 PM by THENEO


What is the purpose of life?

If you knew you would not ask the question,
if I told you then you would not understand anyways.



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reply posted on 29-12-2003 @ 07:52 PM by Dreamz


This is by my x-gf on July 4th this year......She looks up at the American flag and says, if thats Wisconsins(where we are from) flag, what is our national flag?

Seriously.



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reply posted on 5-1-2004 @ 01:42 PM by witsend

sorry guys!

The most ridiculous question i ever heard........
While walking down the main street in Edinburgh........ One american tourist to her friend
"Wasn't it real clever of them to build the castle so close to the malls and the rail station?"

Excuse me but...................



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reply posted on 5-1-2004 @ 01:47 PM by Gazrok


Any of ilovepizza's random questions!

Just kidding Pizza...though one does come to mind... The Barbara Walters one...."If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"


Zeta Greys are said to like Eastern music from the Tibet region.


And strawberry ice cream...don't forget the ice cream.....



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reply posted on 5-1-2004 @ 03:38 PM by NetStorm



Originally posted by Boris
Are all mushrums in a shape of an umbrella because they grow in rainy areas?




LOL!!!! This one is great!



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reply posted on 5-1-2004 @ 03:42 PM by theshadowknows


"if you could be any kind of salad, what kind would you be"~ILP



*edit- I see gazrok has already covered that. This isn't the first time I have re-posted what he has. sorry. *

[Edited on 1-5-2004 by theshadowknows]



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reply posted on 5-1-2004 @ 03:45 PM by junglejake



Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
Hi, how are you?

99.999999% of the time...they could not give a crap how you are. I ask back, why are you so nosy? You with the CIA?


LOL I love the response!



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reply posted on 5-1-2004 @ 03:57 PM by CiderGood_HeadacheBad


"How come all the best pilots are called Roger?"



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reply posted on 5-1-2004 @ 04:09 PM by omega1


this is a good one......

we are sitting in class and a girl asks "Whait, What came first, World War I or World War II?

.........................there was a silence, I looked at the teacher..........and I think he was crying on the inside.



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reply posted on 5-1-2004 @ 04:18 PM by banjoechef


dumbest question i've ever heard is, who should i vote on fer the election, u shouldn't vote, rule urself



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reply posted on 5-1-2004 @ 06:17 PM by m0rbid


billybob

Yah, agree with you, I hate when people do that.

It's not so much the question, but the way it is asked that annoy me. Everything can't be backed by proofs.



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reply posted on 14-1-2004 @ 01:31 AM by chimpchimp


my all time favorite stupid questions is .....after losing a family member in a fire or somesuch tragedy(repoter)...how do u feel??what kind of question is that how do i feel ill tell u ....im gonna wrap the mic cord around your throat...i hate stupidity



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reply posted on 14-1-2004 @ 01:34 AM by Russian



Originally posted by junglejake
What's the dumbest question you've ever heard?

Mine is from a philosophy class:



If aliens came here to earth...Would they like the same music we do?






You know a better question would be.

Can aliens hear?

Out,
Russian



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reply posted on 14-1-2004 @ 01:41 AM by ThePook


The support phone rings, the Pook answers.

Customer : "Why doesn't my computer work ?"

Pook (covering the mouthpiece) How do I know ? - You're a hundred miles away from me and haven't given me any info to work on.

Tosser



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