one of my faves is one you see here at ATS all the time. the word 'proof' with a question mark after it. 'proof' gets a period, or it's not proof.

Hi, how are you?

99.999999% of the time...they could not give a crap how you are. I ask back, why are you so nosy? You with the CIA?

Duh, how many quarters are in Twenty-Five Cents? How many Lincolns can you burn with a rock? And my favorite, Dude, how the hell do you turn this damn thing on? What is it? Stupid pencil.(Guess what happens when you paint the inside of a shed with the doors closed?) HAHAHAHAHA

What is the purpose of life?

If you knew you would not ask the question,
if I told you then you would not understand anyways.

This is by my x-gf on July 4th this year......She looks up at the American flag and says, if thats Wisconsins(where we are from) flag, what is our national flag?

Seriously.

The most ridiculous question i ever heard........
While walking down the main street in Edinburgh........ One american tourist to her friend
"Wasn't it real clever of them to build the castle so close to the malls and the rail station?"

Excuse me but...................

Any of ilovepizza's random questions!

Just kidding Pizza...though one does come to mind... The Barbara Walters one...."If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"

Zeta Greys are said to like Eastern music from the Tibet region.

And strawberry ice cream...don't forget the ice cream.....

Originally posted by Boris
Are all mushrums in a shape of an umbrella because they grow in rainy areas?

LOL!!!! This one is great!

"if you could be any kind of salad, what kind would you be"~ILP



*edit- I see gazrok has already covered that. This isn't the first time I have re-posted what he has. sorry. *

[Edited on 1-5-2004 by theshadowknows]

Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
Hi, how are you?

99.999999% of the time...they could not give a crap how you are. I ask back, why are you so nosy? You with the CIA?

LOL I love the response!

"How come all the best pilots are called Roger?"

this is a good one......

we are sitting in class and a girl asks "Whait, What came first, World War I or World War II?

.........................there was a silence, I looked at the teacher..........and I think he was crying on the inside.

dumbest question i've ever heard is, who should i vote on fer the election, u shouldn't vote, rule urself

billybob

Yah, agree with you, I hate when people do that.

It's not so much the question, but the way it is asked that annoy me. Everything can't be backed by proofs.

my all time favorite stupid questions is .....after losing a family member in a fire or somesuch tragedy(repoter)...how do u feel??what kind of question is that how do i feel ill tell u ....im gonna wrap the mic cord around your throat...i hate stupidity

Originally posted by junglejake
What's the dumbest question you've ever heard?

Mine is from a philosophy class:

If aliens came here to earth...Would they like the same music we do?

You know a better question would be.

Can aliens hear?

Out,
Russian

The support phone rings, the Pook answers.

Customer : "Why doesn't my computer work ?"

Pook (covering the mouthpiece) How do I know ? - You're a hundred miles away from me and haven't given me any info to work on.

Tosser

Where did you lose it??

Does this outfit make me look fat?