What's the dumbest question you've ever heard?

Mine is from a philosophy class:

If aliens came here to earth...Would they like the same music we do?

[Edited on 12-11-2003 by junglejake]

"If einsteins so smart, how come he's dead?"

"Can jews ride pigs?"

"Can i be a moderator" errr..nevermind that one.

"Is that homework deadline negotiable?"

Originally posted by Nerdling
"If einsteins so smart, how come he's dead?"

"Can jews ride pigs?"

"Can i be a moderator" errr..nevermind that one.

"Is that homework deadline negotiable?"

Wow, you put mine to shame...well, kinda, mine was pretty stupid...

Originally posted by junglejake
What's the dumbest question you've ever heard in a classroom? <----- Oh wait you said in a classroom my bad

Mine is from a philosophy class:

If aliens came here to earth...Would they like the same music we do?

[Edited on 11-12-2003 by glan]

the dumest thing iv heard

"what happends if the clowds hit the ground?"

Every time you have a massive gashing wound and someone says, "Did that hurt?"

or

"can i ask you a qeustion?"

when someone tells about how he/she got hurt, and the other person says, "Well what did you do that for?"

When homework is not on the desk, the teacher says

"Do you have your homework today"

No you troll, I was hiding it in my buttocks as a magical treat for you...

Originally posted by StationsCreation
Every time you have a massive gashing wound and someone says, "Did that hurt?"

I heard that alot after I almost cut off my left hand in circular saw.

Originally posted by Dreamstone
When homework is not on the desk, the teacher says

"Do you have your homework today"

No you troll, I was hiding it in my buttocks as a magical treat for you...

hahahahaha

Originally posted by Dreamstone
When homework is not on the desk, the teacher says

"Do you have your homework today"

No you troll, I was hiding it in my buttocks as a magical treat for you...

i get this every ******* day

"Can we do [insert irrelevent activity here] for extra credit?"

I hate stupid questions. I prefer not to see questions as stupid, but some of them really just require common sense to answer them.

Originally posted by StationsCreation
Every time you have a massive gashing wound and someone says, "Did that hurt?"

See, that's why I always say "Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark!"

Originally posted by Dreamstone
When homework is not on the desk, the teacher says

"Do you have your homework today"

No you troll, I was hiding it in my buttocks as a magical treat for you...

man...I wish I Was still in school...I'd do that to a teacher

A mate of mine in school is a classic one to listen to if you like things like this he says things like:

Were the dark ages when there was no light?

Did the romans live when the roman empire was around?

Are the army the ones who fight?

Originally posted by StationsCreation
Every time you have a massive gashing wound and someone says,

"Only a flesh wound!"

And to quote Mr Garrison, "There are no stupid questions, only stupid people."

Ahah those are some good ones indeed. Unfortunately, I have some ones from just last week (before I was sick) but I cannot remember them..all I can remember is they were pretty good = / I'll try to remember

-wD

I'm still a fan of something like this:

Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: I dunno, what time is it?

You just can't beat the kind of moron who answers a question with the same question you asked.