Newz Forum: BASEBALL: Bonds: 'I Like the Juice'

Barry Bonds and his trainer, Greg Anderson, might be playing dumb about their acquisition and subsequent use of performance-enhancing drugs, but they're not stupid.

It doesn't take a chemist to know that "the Cream" and "the Clear" aren't cosmetic products. That said, I'm pleased to report that the DL has acquired exclusive audio footage of a conversation between Bonds and Anderson that took place shortly after Anderson acquired the goods from Balco chief Victor Conte. The transcript follows:

Bonds: Hey, Greg.

Anderson: Yes my friend!

Bonds: Yeah...uh...I was wondering...Can I get, uh, a little more "juice for my gyro"?

Anderson: You like-a da juice, yeah?

Bonds: Yeah, I do.

Anderson: You enjoy da juice?

Bonds: Uh...yeah...sure.

Anderson: The juice is very good, ah? Makes you want to have more juice, ah?

Bonds: Yeah...I like the juice. It's, uh...good stuff.

Anderson: I get you more juice!

Bonds: Great...thanks.

So there you have it. Anderson supplied it, but Bonds never denied it. And as Barry closes in on the homerun record, asterisk in hand, the dark cloud hanging over the game of baseball is only getting bigger - and juicier - by the day.

Yeas, I loved that skit!!