this has to be fake

this has to be fake..check this out

I have heard of this before. Fake or ligit, they are asking for a lawsuit.

Some peoples children...

I think Ive seen this website before.

can't tell you whether its real or not.

I only wish it was a real service you could buy as a 'gift' for other people.

I've got a list...a looooong list.

I was looking at this site just the other day. If it's not fake they don't do a very good job of making their service available. Where's the ordering page?

Here's another site where you can request an alien abduction.
www.alien-technology.com...

Why would there be a lawsuit if someone agreed to do this?

Originally posted by RANT
I only wish it was a real service you could buy as a 'gift' for other people.

I've got a list...a looooong list.

Yeah I've got a couple of people I wouldnt mind having abducted and giving them a real scare. As a matter of fact I could think of a couple of people here at ATS that could use a good scare.

[Edited on 9-12-2003 by Ocelot]

Originally posted by THENEO
Why would there be a lawsuit if someone agreed to do this?

The possibilities, they are endless. Ones imagination can only limit what may come of something as this.

Personally I think it is a gag site.

I don't agree with you.

Engaging in this activity would limit your imagination.

yea i cant see this as being a real company..it would be shut down so fast..suppose it was real and something went wrong..it would be like total recall..there would be suits flying

Well if Democrats are good guys then why can't this be real?

If you are a controller then you would not want to admit to this kind of thing.

when i go home on leave in feb..im gonna have to visit that address and see if it exists..i'll let u fellas know what i find..

Originally posted by USAFSF
this has to be fake..check this out

If it's not fake, I don't know who is really crazy. Them or their customers.

for the love of pete. i hope you people are joking about not knowing whether it was real or not. one extremely funny part i found on the site was in the testimonials section where this was put as a testimonial: "Dear Sirs or Madams --
If you received mail from this address it was mistakenly sent. Sorry." haha yea of course its a joke site

I agree... It's a joke site.
I went to the page where you put in your details, then it tells you how likely it is you will be abducted by 'real' aliens, something like that anyway.
But when I clicked submit. I got a 404 error message, saying it couldn't find the processing script "random_text.cgi" or something.

So if they named it random text... It just tells you a load of rubbish, lol.

Good website for a joke though.

For the record, Alien Abductions Incorporated does not now and has not at any time in the past condoned the testing or use of any of our proprietary techniques or procedures on animals. Such practices would be morally indefensible

Yeah much better to try it humans first

There are lots of robots walking around as human beings.

A week or so I spent some time listening to somebody say that it would be cool to be like one of the 'hooked up bodies' in the matrix due to the unlimited electric experiences you could have.

C'est la vie!

ABDUCTALIZER

classic

Originally posted by exdog
ABDUCTALIZER

classic

Yeah, that is an amazing invention. I bought one straight from the factory.........

Yeah I agree, obviously it's a fake. Good gag though. I'm sure aliens send out confidentials and want people to order, but the sad thing is, someone probably ordered one lol.