Grosser than Gross...(Truly Tasteless...Warning)

Remember these?

What's grosser than gross? And you'd come up with some disgusting description....

One of my favorites (for sheer gross out) along this line was..

Q: What's grosser than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
A: 1 that's alive at the bottom eating it's way up...

or
A: 1 dead baby in ten garbage cans...


This was about the time garbage pail kids was a big thing...

that is gross why would you even want to repeat it

Well...these were kind of an "in" thing when I was a kid...to gross our your buddies kind of a thing. I was curious as to whether or not others had this phase too...(obviously, it was popular at one time...i.e. the aforementioned Garbage Pail Kids...)

oh my god GAZROK!!! you are the greatest eveR!!! this is the film i remember watching when i was a little kid. i made a thread about this film as well asking if anyone knew!! thanks so much Gazrok!!!

GAzrok, that's pretty gross.

I use to hear this one quite alot during the days back then:

Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.

Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: The same baby three weeks later.


They are very wrong, and I will probably regret posting it

Isn't there a joke about babies in a blender?

Yep...quite a few of them actually... Looks like PC might have killed the idea, hehe....

Who's PC is he a new member?!

How do you make a dead baby float?

One scoop of ice cream; One scoop of dead baby.

Eww....

Who's PC is he a new member?!

Political Correctness....

Originally posted by drunk
Isn't there a joke about babies in a blender?

What do you get when put a baby in a blender?

An erection.

How do you get said baby out?

Doritos or a straw.

Originally posted by OXmanK

Originally posted by drunk
Isn't there a joke about babies in a blender?

What do you get when put a baby in a blender?

An erection.

How do you get said baby out?

Doritos or a straw.

DAMN! That just put a chill down my spine!

That was the whole idea..... The challenge was to make each other's skin crawl....

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can only unload one of them with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby?

One is in my garage and it isnt a ferrari.

Those are some gross jokes, but still i found some funny in a sick way