What inanimate object would you want to be??

If you could be any inanimate object in the world what would it be and why??

I would want to be Jessica Alba's vibrator. I think the reasons are obvious.

Is that an inanimate object? It does vibrate, which is a motion.

OK, dildo then. Jeez!

Wow, picky.

I think you got the right idea NotTooHappy. I would have to think about whose I would want to be though.

Am I the only one who would not want to be a dildo or a vibrator??

Originally posted by ilovepizza
Am I the only one who would not want to be a dildo or a vibrator??

Yes.

What would you want to be?

im gonna have to agree with what was said above

I want to be Jessica Alba's pop-sicle.

a web cam in one of those sorority dorms...preferably the one in the lesbians' bedroom...

Originally posted by Gazrok
a web cam in one of those sorority dorms...preferably the one in the lesbians' bedroom...

Good call Gaz, I think that would be my second choice.

Originally posted by ilovepizza
Am I the only one who would not want to be a dildo or a vibrator??

apparently....yes

if ever to be any object..why not be that-specific-one??

i think you're in need of some female outlook on the matter, hey...do we have any lesbians on this board? just curious

Yes, there are a few lesbians here....(just check the Relationships board to find out, hehe...)

Jerry Springer Chant:

"We love lesbians! We love lesbians!"

[Edited on 8-12-2003 by Gazrok]

Ok, I got my number 2 choice.

I would want to be the mirror in the girls dorm shower/bathroom at Arizona State University.

I don't think this was a good idea for a thread.

When i made the thread, I did not think every guy on the board would choose a dildo, webcam in a lesbian dorm, or mirror in a girls locker room.


I do not see why you would want to be any of those objects though. Inanimate is defined 1 : not animate: a : not endowed with life or spirit b : lacking consciousness or power of motion

You could not tell you were a dildo.

I am still thinking of what i want to be. It is hard because there are so many things to choose from.

Why would you want to be any inanimate object if you couldn't be self aware?

I'll tell you what I wouldn't want to be:
Jock strap...

Ok, the deep, philosophical answer....

The president's pen...a true instrument of power...

Gazork i thought you wanted to be a web cam in a girls dorm.