posted on May, 17 2007 @ 08:45 AM
I did some great thinkin' on this one. I did alot of research. First I downloaded Neil Armstrongs famous first words from the moon. Then I ran that
audio file through some really fancy software, and it cleared up his vocals like really well and stuff. After careful analysis I came to the ultimate
conclusion that what Armstrong really said was "One small step for man. One giant piece for mankind". One giant piece! The only conclusion is that
he meant a giant piece of cheese!
And like when all of those astronauts came back from the moon, they had all gained a couple of pounds, and their cholesterol levels were raised
significantly. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... Sounds to me like they were eatin' lot's of cheese and stuff! Yep, now that's some researchin'!
Wait! They keep wantin' to send rats and mice and stuff to the moon. Ever wonder why?
Hold On! I heard that the French are trying to get to the moon. The French! Everyone knows they eat lot's of cheese when their not surrenderin' to
somebody. C'mon it all makes perfect sense.
Chris, I hereby declare that the moon IS made of cheese!