I Was Taken On Board with the Aliens

Man have I got an alien story to tells all you on ATS..Dude..one night pretty late, oh about 9:30s or so, I was close to the town of laredo, just watchin the sky, to see if maybe an alien or dos might drop by & say hola...WEll let me tell you they did drop in on me...right out of nowhere...they came flying over the dune where I was laying flat on my back, & they missed me by a closely.

Man I didn't know what to do so I stood up & said hey dudes was up??? they looked pretty normal like me except they were looking very scared. So I axed one o them, what kind of thing that it was that came flying right over the top of me, one of them laughed & said pendejo that was my 1975 chevy suburban, & we were trying to outrun the border patrol agents, I laughed too, & asked if they would mind giving me a ride back into town...which they happily agreed to do. So that's how I managed to be taken onboard with some aliens....

So I axed one o them

That axing must have hurt. Did it leave any sustainable injuries?



Pssss....


This ought to be in the Jokes, Puns and Pranks forum.

wow, that was fast! *got moved already, as I was typing*

[edit on 12/29/2006 by Mechanic 32]