Have you been constipated? Screw Exlax.

Some people, like myself, don't like the pills. If you've ever had occasional constipation, not chronic, you need a doctor for that, here's a recipe that really fits the bill.

Corn Chowder

Cook the cut up spuds and carrots, drain.

Add milk, thyme, black pepper, onions, 1 can niblets corn(undrained), 2 cans creamed corn. Salt is optional.

Simmer, LOW heat. Do NOT allow to boil(an hour should do).

STIR OFTEN. Allowing this to stick will burn(heavy contents, that's the point).

After about 45 minutes add about 2 tbsps of butter, continue to stir.

Serve. Be prepared though, this works as well as a laxative. You'll need some potty time.

No pills, no disgusting fiber drink, just a soup that will make the plumbing work.

heck yeah awesome im going to try this next time..i took pills once and ughhh it hurt soo much haha anyway do you know why this works?