posted on Feb, 8 2007 @ 10:02 AM
ok, first let me state that I am taken so, while most of the ladies want me, they can't have me. As such, allow me to pass along what it is about me
that makes me so damned desireable.
The first group are essential. Without these, you are going to wind up dating an inflatable girl named candy.
1. Confidence. Not to be confused with arrogance. Be confident but don't push it. A confident guy can snag a lady far hotter than one would
normally expect. Why? Because his confidence means he knows something (what? who cares?) and that is appealing to women.
2. Intelligence. This is subjective as the girl who wants you might be as smart as an over ripe banana and, therefore, your little intelligence might
appear as Ensteinian to her.
3. Sense of humor. Again, this is subjective. Everyone's sense of humor differs. Sarcasm and dry wit are not always understood and appreciated by
the fairer sex. The same goes for gross out humor. The day a man tells me his girlfriend farted and held his head under the blanket is the day we
see monkeys skating on the icy beaches of hell.
4. Appearance. This does not mean six pack abs, bulging biceps, square jaw etc. This means, you look as good as you can. I read somewhere that
strippers look at two things when they approach a man in a strip club. Watch and shoes. This indicates money to them. Not all women are strippers
but all women want to be seen with a man who's appearance won't be an embarrassment. So, shoe shines, tucked in shirts (when they should be), no
holes in your clothes (jeans are ok), no stains in the pits or elsewhere. Looking good is feeling good and feeling good breeds confidence.
Lesser things women look for.
5. Money and success. Nobody wants to be with a guy who can't afford to take her out to a hot dog stand for lunch. This doesn't mean only the rich
guy gets the girl. On the contrary, we all stand a chance, provided we aren't projecting an image that says we don't care about being able to
provide for a family (yes boys and girls, that is something women think about).
6. Good looks. Sure, we all want arm candy and the model handsome guy will probably have an easier go at getting the girl but if he doesn't have the
first 4 qualities, he's only going to get his foot in the door. Women will see that he is good looking and that's it and they will, eventually move
So, boys, hold your chins up, walk tall, act like you know what you're doing (even if you don't because we generally don't have a clue) and do not,
at any turn, play childish games with the ladies. Be honest, be yourself and be confident. You'll get what you are looking for.
How do I know all of this? Because I used to be just like you guys. Clueless and lonely. Now, I am a millionaire with dozens of girlfriends at my
beck and call. I have 6 volumes of "little black books" and I am constantly turning down advances from the ladies.
If you want to learn more, please send $59.99 for my book and video to
My Mom's Basement
Losertown, USA 10021
If you act now, I'll include cutouts of models that you can position all over your basement so you can feel like you're having a wild orgy and, as
an added bonus, I'll send you three different recordings of women pretending to like you and, because I am going crazy withholding all of this
knowledge, I'll even throw in one inflatable girl from my unused collection.