posted on Dec, 28 2006 @ 08:23 PM
I suppose i'd ask....what is your favorite beer and can I have a bottle of it?
Why do you mutilate animals and only poke and prod human beings?
What was so screwed up about your own world that you had to come and start messing around with ours?
Can you teach me to do that freezy/paralysis stuff on human beings cause I have some people I really want to mess with.
Who is the highest member of your species in the George Bush administration?
Can you poop? If not, does that explain your fascination with probes? Just trying to figure out what that holes for?
Whats a hot, sexy momma look like on your world? (Do I really want to know?)
Has your spaceship ever broken down way out in the intersteller boondocks and you had to call some cosmic version of a tow truck to drag your sorry
Can you laugh, or cry, or long for a desire so sweet it gives you the strength to get up every morning, just to keep your day dream alive?
Are you faster than a speeding bullet? (Just in case we ever actually meet)