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posted on Dec, 6 2003 @ 02:34 PM
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Lets hear some blonde jokes. I'll start us off with one:

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi."
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me."

So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."




posted on Dec, 6 2003 @ 02:38 PM
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What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
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"Between you and me, we could make a lot of money!"



posted on Dec, 6 2003 @ 02:40 PM
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Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?
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Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.



posted on Dec, 6 2003 @ 02:43 PM
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What's the difference between a blonde and the internet?
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Not everyone's been on the internet!



posted on Dec, 6 2003 @ 02:45 PM
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A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.

''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.

''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''

The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''



posted on Dec, 6 2003 @ 02:47 PM
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A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going, yells the midget.
The blonde looks down and says, I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.
The midget replies, Not from where I'm standing.



posted on Dec, 6 2003 @ 02:50 PM
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oh #. Just noticed someone already started a blonde jokes thread. sorry gazrok. :bnghd:





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