posted on Dec, 6 2003 @ 04:13 PM
Yesterday a group of 12 greys came into my back yard. I knew I was going to have to throw down by the way they approached me. They gathered around
me and one (I feel he was the warrior grey) stepped forward. So I immediatly took him out at the knees. He then proceded to make me dance like a
monkey for a few seconds with his mental psyonic abilities. But I quickly regained control and did a jumping roundhouse kick to his giant eyeball.
*Due to all the memory control atempts, from him and his 11 buddies that were gathered around us in a circle like kids at a playground, the roundhouse
looked like a scene from the matrix.
Just as grey one went down, another grabbed me quickly from behind, but I rolled him through, slamming him on his back. I jumped up and recenterd
myself in the circle. Right away the tall grey started slinging is lanky arms around like slinkies and konked me one right in the nose. Luckily for
me he was a wuss, and I didnt go down. I moved in on him and picked him up on my shoulder. (you would be suprised how light these suckers are!) He
was kicking and making some awful noises. Then he said, "put me down you filthy human!" So I slammed his grey ass off of a tree stump. The
remaining greys were like....whoa, this dude is a bad ass. Everyone back to the ship, abort mission!
Well, that was the most recent time that I saved the world from an alien takeover, though not the most exciting.
*Please note that the aliens dont talk through their mouths, but rather through their psychic abilities. Thats how I could understand them......
So, they are pretty easy to take out in my opinion....
Has anyone else had a similar experience??????