posted on Dec, 24 2006 @ 10:43 AM
Alas may it come to a close
this is x-mas
this is x-mas
is it not
Is it true?
Is it true that santa has made all elfs go on a payroll?
Now he's forcing them to work for him and him alone.
That, and does santa really work for the NSA?
IS IT ALL TRUE
Santa goes into your home
he monitors your internet access
he checks to see if you are doing good or bad
he checks to see if you're on the good list or the bad list
is he some jolly old elf or some cia spook?
Santa, is involved with one of the most treasured traditions of all times
and he gets to go in your home
monitor everything you have, list it in a payroll and send it directly to the NSA
So santa is a crickey old elf and an NSA stooge if you ask me
All is well and said and done
No problems aformentioned will come
So last be reconciled that he may go on
with santa being the jolly old america's archnemesis that he is
for aye he is recording everything you do in a large database
and he's really payrolled by the
So put all of your belongings away
and make them hidden
for when he comes he knows where you are
he knows where you are sleeping
does this sound like the advent coming of a madman
YOU DECIDE!!!!