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Originally posted by joehayner
So this woman is making a cake for her children and accidentally tips over a container of BB's, pouring them into the cake batter. She picks out as many as she can find, but knows that there are a few left. Seeing no harm they could do to her children, she finishes baking the cake, and feeds it to them.
A few days later little Suzie comes up to her mother in a paniced state. "Mommy, mommy! I'm peeing BB's!"
"Don't worry", the mother said. Already expecting this much.
A few hours after that little Sally comes running up yelling, "Mommy, mommy! I'm peeign BB's!"
"Don't worry", said the mother. Not surprised after the first incident.
A couple days later, after the whole house was free of BB peeing children, and things had settled down a bit both of the girls came dashing in, tears rolling down their face. Through the sobs the mother could only hear one thing, "Mommy, mommy *sob* Johnny was playing with himself *sob* and he shot the dog!"