mommy mommy jokes...

"mommy mommy i dont want hamburger for dinner."

"shut up and put your arm back in the meat grinder."


"mommy mommy i dont want to visit grandma."

"shut up and keep digging"


"mommy mommy, what happened to all your scabs?"

"shut up and eat your corn flakes"


"mommy mommy daddy's throwing up"

"thats ok, he's a big man, he can take care of himless"

"but johnny's eating all the big pieces!"

"mommy mommy I don't like walking in circles"

"shut up before I nail your other foot to the floor"

Your avatar scares the hell out of me.

Just wondering if you have ever seen the artwork from Mr. Bungle's first CD or seen them play?

Evil, evil clowns they be. On halloween one year in NY they played as themselves (no makeup) and just threw midget clowns with cue balls in socks into the mosh pit.

Them midgets swinging cue balls is mean.

lol!!
here's a few i found

Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
I don't know dear, ask your father.

Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?
Shut up and kiss me!

"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."
"No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.

So this woman is making a cake for her children and accidentally tips over a container of BB's, pouring them into the cake batter. She picks out as many as she can find, but knows that there are a few left. Seeing no harm they could do to her children, she finishes baking the cake, and feeds it to them.

A few days later little Suzie comes up to her mother in a paniced state. "Mommy, mommy! I'm peeing BB's!"

"Don't worry", the mother said. Already expecting this much.

A few hours after that little Sally comes running up yelling, "Mommy, mommy! I'm peeign BB's!"

"Don't worry", said the mother. Not surprised after the first incident.

A couple days later, after the whole house was free of BB peeing children, and things had settled down a bit both of the girls came dashing in, tears rolling down their face. Through the sobs the mother could only hear one thing, "Mommy, mommy *sob* Johnny was playing with himself *sob* and he shot the dog!"

Ba-dum-smash!

U guys are really sick u know that!

Those jokes are supposed to be sick. But, I'm guessing you're not a fan of sick jokes.

Oh well, no big deal.

Originally posted by joehayner
So this woman is making a cake for her children and accidentally tips over a container of BB's, pouring them into the cake batter. She picks out as many as she can find, but knows that there are a few left. Seeing no harm they could do to her children, she finishes baking the cake, and feeds it to them.

A few days later little Suzie comes up to her mother in a paniced state. "Mommy, mommy! I'm peeing BB's!"

"Don't worry", the mother said. Already expecting this much.

A few hours after that little Sally comes running up yelling, "Mommy, mommy! I'm peeign BB's!"

"Don't worry", said the mother. Not surprised after the first incident.

A couple days later, after the whole house was free of BB peeing children, and things had settled down a bit both of the girls came dashing in, tears rolling down their face. Through the sobs the mother could only hear one thing, "Mommy, mommy *sob* Johnny was playing with himself *sob* and he shot the dog!"

Ba-dum-smash!

thats the funniest thing ive ever read. im so going to steal this one.