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The Happy Christmas thread

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posted on Dec, 23 2006 @ 05:35 AM
Is Christmas mean't to be happy? Is something going on behind the tree? What does it all mean? What's IN those presents anyway???

But seriously seasons greetings and merry x to all, even to those who don't follow it for whatever reason goodwill to all men (and women) is a fairly universal good thing right? So spread some love!

oh dear 7 views and no reciprocal joy! what a bunch of humbugs you are!

[edit on 23-12-2006 by kickoutthejams]

posted on Dec, 23 2006 @ 10:56 AM

Ahhh YES! The Christmas Conspiracy; is it fact, smoke screen, cover up--(they do WRAP the gifts and disguise the evergreen)--???? Do Reindeer Fly? Is their flight technology ALIEN? Are the Elves actually GREYS wearing green tights and dopey hats?? Or, is it all a Hologram?

I just don't know. BUT, I do definitely CONSPIRE to Wish* each and every ATSer, their Families and Friends a Safe, Peaceful, and Happy Holiday Season. (Of course, this also includes all Fed Employees of the NSA, CIA, FBI, DHS, and even U, Dubya)


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, of secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular tradition at all . . . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.) This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

[edit on 23-12-2006 by Ed Littlefox]

posted on Dec, 23 2006 @ 11:22 AM
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone, whoever you are!

posted on Dec, 23 2006 @ 11:25 AM
Merry Christmas and attendant Seasonal Joy!

May your trees be laden with abundance, and your hearts as well.

posted on Dec, 23 2006 @ 11:27 AM

Merry Christmas!!

Wait a minute I just did this on another thread somewhere.

Oh well no matter, the more the merrier!

posted on Dec, 23 2006 @ 10:04 PM
No matter how screwed the world gets i still intent to celebrate Christmas. *dodges a piece of falling sky whilst putting up decorations*

Merry Christmas to you all... and Happy Holidays to all the non-Christians.


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